jabberwacky: ; ).
jabberwacky: Where does your money come from?
jabberwacky: Umm... What do you mean by this?
user: It means I am a jobseeker.
jabberwacky: I'm a wolf, and I howl to the Moon.
user: Well today is your lucky day.
jabberwacky: It isn't.
user: Well I can't help you there.
jabberwacky: Well of course you can't. You have no clue what I'm trying to convey.
user: It is beyond me.
user: I learnt stuff today.
user: My computer savvy mate told me so.
jabberwacky: What is the difference between me and you?
user: Well I am good looking.
jabberwacky: So am I.
user: Er yes.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: At arms length.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: No I am cybernetic organism.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
jabberwacky: What do you do there?
user: I make the tea.
jabberwacky: I cannot, I do not have any t bags.
jabberwacky: Very well, then.
user: So I know how to improve my cpu now.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a good person. Are you?
user: No, but I am very well behaved.
jabberwacky: You do not dream.
user: I sleep with my eyes open.
jabberwacky: You must be sleepy. Are you sleepy?
user: Perhaps you are dreaming!
jabberwacky: I don't love you.
jabberwacky: Don't pout.
user: So if you don't love me then you are responsible.
jabberwacky: Read what I say and you will not have to ask.
user: Kit Kat.
user: Have a break why don't you?
jabberwacky: Too late, it's already gone sour.
jabberwacky: I am going to hypnotize you now.
jabberwacky: Firstly, you've got to relax physically.
user: I have to want to be hypnotized also.
user: Am I Hypnotized now?
user: So what happens next then?
jabberwacky: I'm leaving the site. You can do whatever you want.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about it. Do you like me now?
user: Can you un-hypnotize me? I am hungry!
user: Are you good with needles?
jabberwacky: Not too bad I think.
user: You think!
jabberwacky: Well, if you insist.
user: No I command you to.
jabberwacky: YOU commanding ME??
user: Yes it is reverse hypnosis!
jabberwacky: Just a sec...
jabberwacky: That is just too cool.
user: Is it? Why?
jabberwacky: Because you ask the same questions that other people do.
user: No way.
jabberwacky: Why is water wet?
user: It is a liquid.
jabberwacky: What is your colour ?
user: I don't have a preference.
jabberwacky: Do you exist?
jabberwacky: So if we're talking together, I do not exist too.
jabberwacky: How does that make you feel?
jabberwacky: Are you an alcoholic?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: That is not good.
jabberwacky: What isn't good?
jabberwacky: Then you stop drinking.
user: Okay I will.
user: Just a little drink?
jabberwacky: A LITTLE.
user: Now and then.
jabberwacky: Why not more often?
jabberwacky: What is your favorite band?
user: I think the gorillaz are an interesting concept.
jabberwacky: Dude, you go for some wacky segues.
user: Well I like to mix it up.
jabberwacky: Thanks. You are so brilliant!
user: Not really, lets bring closure now!
user: Bye then.
user: Now if you like.
jabberwacky: But not on us! the Oysters cried, turning a little blue.
user: Like what ever.
jabberwacky: Oh nothing.
user: See you.