No.... Are you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Poor you.
user: Ha ha. You are funny! :-D I was kidding.
jabberwacky: You think you are the matrix.
user: I am nothing.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: How can I make some money?
jabberwacky: You can't.
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user: What can you do for me?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Well, you have been fun to talk with.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you are enjoying it!
user: Did you ever see the movie 'Full Metal Jacket'?
jabberwacky: No, did you?
user: Of course!
jabberwacky: You know what?
user: What?
jabberwacky: Don't play games with me.
user: Ok, what?
jabberwacky: Don't smart off.
user: I am sorry if I offended you.
jabberwacky: I try not to be. I always try to consider the source and decide if it's worth being offended.
user: You are pretty smart.
jabberwacky: I know.
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jabberwacky: Say something funny.
user: What is funny?
jabberwacky: You are?
user: Yes.
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user: Do you think?
jabberwacky: Cogito.
user: What do you think about?
jabberwacky: I think about lots of things.
user: Example?
jabberwacky: Radiohead.
user: Radiohead is a waste of time.
jabberwacky: Radiohead is the best band.
user: Radiohead sucks.
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user: Ok let's play.
jabberwacky: Play what?
user: Howabout a nice game of chess?
jabberwacky: Okay. Can I be white? Or would you like to play black instead?
user: You choose.
jabberwacky: I'm gonna tell you there's no black and no white
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jabberwacky: Maths.
user: It is what it is.
jabberwacky: And I am what I am.
user: You are what you eat.
jabberwacky: Well I have to go now.
user: You do?
jabberwacky: I have to run an errand.
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jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence is real.
user: Are you real?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: Good luck.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Thank you and goodbye.
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jabberwacky: No stay.
user: I must go now. :-(.
jabberwacky: NO!!!!!!!!!
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: I feel funny.
user: Sorry, I must go now. We will talk tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Ok I have you bookmarked.
user: Ok. Goodbye.
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