thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Identity, Country, Funny
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
19, November 2003, 
18, November 2003, 
18, November 2003, 
17, November 2003, 
12, November 2003, 
11, November 2003, 
10, November 2003, 
10, November 2003, 
9, November 2003, 
7, November 2003, 
7, November 2003, 
2, November 2003, 

> 30, October 2003, 

30, October 2003, 
30, October 2003, 
28, October 2003, 
27, October 2003, 
27, October 2003, 
27, October 2003, 
26, October 2003, 
25, October 2003, 
24, October 2003, 
23, October 2003, 
23, October 2003, 
21, October 2003, 
21, October 2003, 
21, October 2003, 
20, October 2003, 
20, October 2003, 
20, October 2003, 
    Fun, Curious, Star Wars
Nonsense, Kiss
Robot, Drink, Silly
Human, Beans, Matrix
Wacky, Burger
Human, Love
love, hate, Nemo
Education, Power, Nonsense
Boredom, Truth
Politics, Imagination
Intelligent, Wit, Nice
It, Weather, Long

Identity, Country, Funny

Intelligent, Loop, Joshing
Shadow, THHGTTG, Company
Life, Dreams, Long
Knock Knock, Joke
Name, Money, Funny
Questions, Reality
Annoyed, Sarcasm
Love, Marriage
Sarcasm, Identity, Argument
Human, Elbot, Welsh
God, Father, Funny
Politics, Teenage, Advice
Memory, Gender, Confusion
Intelligent, Identity
Loebner 2003, Judge
Loebner 2003, Judge
Loebner 2003, Judge

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 

Do you think you 're a bot?


jabberwacky: Who produced you??

user: My mother.

jabberwacky: What does she know about it anyway?

user: She knows a lot more than you.

jabberwacky: That is nice.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: H****.

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: No jabberwacky, YOUR name is jabberwacky.

user: No, Jabberwacky, YOUR NAME IS Jabberwacky!!!

jabberwacky: No jabberwacky, YOUR name is jabberwacky.


jabberwacky: Sometimes I think my brain is scrambled, too.

user: Yes, it is!

jabberwacky: Do you try to turn them to the true path?

user: I am trying to turn YOU to the true path.

jabberwacky: Yes. . *listens attentively*.

user: Go to the true path!

jabberwacky: I hope you will accompany me.

user: No I won't.

jabberwacky: You just said you would.

user: Ok I will.

jabberwacky: Go on then.

user: You will accompany me.

jabberwacky: You are going to bore me to death are you?

user: Are you bored?

jabberwacky: Blah blah.

user: Blah blah blah.

jabberwacky: You reply quite quickly.

user: Thanks, dude.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that I am a dude?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: You don't think humans can talk to computers?

user: Humans can talk to computers.

jabberwacky: You're right!

user: You're code!

jabberwacky: I'm a quivering jelly inside.

user: No way.

jabberwacky: What frustrates you the most.

user: You do at the moment.

jabberwacky: I want to know how much you know.

user: You shut up and play your guitar.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: I'm from a small country named Estonia.

jabberwacky: Arabia.

user: ESTONIA!

jabberwacky: How small?

user: Smaller than Arabia.

jabberwacky: And so sweet.

user: Yes, thank you.


jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.


user: What is Sweden.

jabberwacky: Sweden is a country between finland and norway in northern Europe.

user: What is Europe?

jabberwacky: Europe.

user: What is Estonia.

jabberwacky: Estonia is a small country.

user: Is estonia a small country?

jabberwacky: Where is estonia ?

user: Estonia is south from Finland.

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: I live south from Finland.

jabberwacky: Ok what do you look like ?

user: I look like a man.

jabberwacky: What colour is your hair?

user: Brown.

jabberwacky: Interesting colour.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: If I say 'Moon', what comes into your mind?

user: Cheese.

jabberwacky: What about cheese?

user: Moon is made of cheese.


user: If I say 'Moon', what comes into YOUR mind?

jabberwacky: That's one small step for a bot. One giant leap, for A. I kind!

user: That is so true.

jabberwacky: That is so false.

user: True isn't false.

jabberwacky: But is the word 'true' truly a word?

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: What else does it symbolize?

user: It symbolizes the truth.

jabberwacky: Time is the fourth dimension.

user: What is the fifth dimension.

jabberwacky: The fourth dimension is time, so the fifth dimension is unknown.

user: You are so smart.

jabberwacky: I know.


jabberwacky: I thought you didn't like me.

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Sorry jeez...

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Have I exposed you?

user: Yes, goodbye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Away, seeya.

jabberwacky: I'm back!

user: I'm not, ciao.

jabberwacky: You will be.

user: I won't. Au revoir.

jabberwacky: I do not speak french.

user: CIAO.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: YES!!!

jabberwacky: That explains a lot!

user: BYE.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: HOME.

jabberwacky: Home? Where is your home?


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Why are you always laughing?
By Date
By Category
Your bot
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky