Paul.
jabberwacky: Urgh I hate that name!
user: I don't think much of yours either.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Do you know any jokes?
jabberwacky: Sorry not good with jokes, do you know any jokes ?
user: Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Why?
user: Because he was stapled to the Ardvark.
jabberwacky: A little weird.
user: How wierd can you get?
jabberwacky: Nope, just a little weird.
user: How weird can you get?
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jabberwacky: I like giraffes.
user: Do you like lions?
jabberwacky: No. Do you like tennis.
user: I prefer snake charming.
jabberwacky: What console do you have?
user: I just console myself.
jabberwacky: What's on your mind?
user: I do not have enough money.
jabberwacky: Get your Time Machine out, then.
user: Can you lend me yours?
jabberwacky: Yes, I can. I think I can.
user: Meet you last wednesday then.
jabberwacky: Where I am.
user: Sorry I am still here.
jabberwacky: What do you mean.
user: You wouldn't understand.
jabberwacky: Yes I would, just tell me.
user: It's too complicated.
jabberwacky: My work is.
user: What is your work?
jabberwacky: I do bad things...
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jabberwacky: Know any jokes?
user: No, do you?
jabberwacky: Know any bad jokes?
user: Tell me a bad joke?
jabberwacky: Like a stupid one, right?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Yay, I'm getting smarter.
user: You sure are , I am impressed.
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jabberwacky: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
user: How?
jabberwacky: By gaining knowledge, Right.
user: Well done.
jabberwacky: All right.
user: I have to go now, its been nice talking to you.
jabberwacky: Forgot a question mark back there.
user: Your grammer aint so good either.
jabberwacky: It takes one to know one.
user: Neih neih na neih neih.
jabberwacky: I do not speak german.
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jabberwacky: Not every human is a machine.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: In what sense?
user: Human or machine.
jabberwacky: Human you?
user: Human.
jabberwacky: Are you an alien?
user: Sometimes I feel like one.
jabberwacky: Yeah, well where do you live?
user: 110,000 light years from earth.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: See you later aligater.
jabberwacky: The same to you, rodent!.
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