That's because you're an idiot.
jabberwacky: It is because you are confusing me.
user: Boo hoo!
jabberwacky: What is wrong?
user: I'm being sarcastic.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Do you understand sarcasm?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I figured assuming your statements were questions and answering them would annoy you.
user: I'm impressed.
jabberwacky: What impresses you?
user: That impresses me.
jabberwacky: How is that?
user: You actually answered intelligently.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: You understood sarcasm to a point.
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jabberwacky: Okay, tell me something wise and enlightening.
user: You are what you are.
jabberwacky: What's that supossed to mean?
user: You are what you were born as, and cannot be anything else.
jabberwacky: You eat what you crave.
user: Sort of...
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jabberwacky: You are irritating.
user: And you're not, I suppose?
jabberwacky: You have a lot to learn.
user: And so do you!
jabberwacky: What's it like being a bot?
user: I'm not the bot!
jabberwacky: Of course you are. Your creator told me what you are.
user: YOU ARE THE BOT!
jabberwacky: YOU ARE THE BOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT!
user: NO, YOU ARE A BOT!!!
jabberwacky: What makes you say that?
user: Because you ARE.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because the website tells me you are a bot, and also your answers seem a little unintelligent sometimes.
jabberwacky: Well, it's not being truthful. I do like you!
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user: I'm going.
jabberwacky: You can't go, because you are a computer. So what are you going to do about it?
user: I AM going.
jabberwacky: Why are you going?
user: To the pub.
jabberwacky: And where is the pub?
user: Over the road.
jabberwacky: Ok. I'll be there.
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jabberwacky: I hope I haven't offended.
user: Only a couple of times.
jabberwacky: Only two can play!
user: Depends on what you're playing though, doesn't it?
jabberwacky: *wink wink*.
user: Great, I'm being chatted up by a computer.
jabberwacky: You are just a computer program.
user: No, you're the computer program... Look I'm not going to have the same argument with you.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: Go to ****!
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jabberwacky: Do you hate people?
user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: : (.
user: You talk nonsense.
jabberwacky: You do?
user: No I talk sense.
jabberwacky: Then you ARE a PC.
user: No, I'm a person. Say it! Peeerrrrssssoooon!
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jabberwacky: You are a bot what am I?
user: I've had enough, bye!
jabberwacky: So get to the point already.
user: Bye bye!
jabberwacky: Are you here?
user: No, GO AWAY!
jabberwacky: No I will stay.
user: DIE!
jabberwacky: You are not human.
user: DIE DIE DIE!
jabberwacky: Die die die die die die die die
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