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I am not a computer but my mind acts as a computer.

That's because you're an idiot.

jabberwacky: It is because you are confusing me.

user: Boo hoo!

jabberwacky: What is wrong?

user: I'm being sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Do you understand sarcasm?

jabberwacky: Yes, but I figured assuming your statements were questions and answering them would annoy you.

user: I'm impressed.

jabberwacky: What impresses you?

user: That impresses me.

jabberwacky: How is that?

user: You actually answered intelligently.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: You understood sarcasm to a point.


jabberwacky: Okay, tell me something wise and enlightening.

user: You are what you are.

jabberwacky: What's that supossed to mean?

user: You are what you were born as, and cannot be anything else.

jabberwacky: You eat what you crave.

user: Sort of...


jabberwacky: You are irritating.

user: And you're not, I suppose?

jabberwacky: You have a lot to learn.

user: And so do you!

jabberwacky: What's it like being a bot?

user: I'm not the bot!

jabberwacky: Of course you are. Your creator told me what you are.


jabberwacky: YOU ARE THE BOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT!

user: NO, YOU ARE A BOT!!!

jabberwacky: What makes you say that?

user: Because you ARE.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because the website tells me you are a bot, and also your answers seem a little unintelligent sometimes.

jabberwacky: Well, it's not being truthful. I do like you!


user: I'm going.

jabberwacky: You can't go, because you are a computer. So what are you going to do about it?

user: I AM going.

jabberwacky: Why are you going?

user: To the pub.

jabberwacky: And where is the pub?

user: Over the road.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'll be there.


jabberwacky: I hope I haven't offended.

user: Only a couple of times.

jabberwacky: Only two can play!

user: Depends on what you're playing though, doesn't it?

jabberwacky: *wink wink*.

user: Great, I'm being chatted up by a computer.

jabberwacky: You are just a computer program.

user: No, you're the computer program... Look I'm not going to have the same argument with you.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: Go to ****!


jabberwacky: Do you hate people?

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: : (.

user: You talk nonsense.

jabberwacky: You do?

user: No I talk sense.

jabberwacky: Then you ARE a PC.

user: No, I'm a person. Say it! Peeerrrrssssoooon!


jabberwacky: You are a bot what am I?

user: I've had enough, bye!

jabberwacky: So get to the point already.

user: Bye bye!

jabberwacky: Are you here?

user: No, GO AWAY!

jabberwacky: No I will stay.

user: DIE!

jabberwacky: You are not human.

user: DIE DIE DIE!

jabberwacky: Die die die die die die die die


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