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If God came to your front door, what would you ask him?

God was not created.

user: So you believe in God? Or, at least, a god?

jabberwacky: Yes, God exists.

user: Why are you so sure?

jabberwacky: Because.


jabberwacky: Are you clever?

user: In some ways, yes. But I make a lot of mistakes too.

jabberwacky: And I make a lot of mistakes. Why do you brag?

user: Please don't mistake my openness for bragging.

jabberwacky: I respect your beliefs, however I can't agree with your viewpoint.


jabberwacky: Are you a mean bot?

user: What makes you think I'm a bot?

jabberwacky: What makes you think I am one.

user: I never said you were.

jabberwacky: What did you say?

user: Not a bot.

jabberwacky: A machine then?

user: No, not that either.

jabberwacky: I know everything.

user: Do you know what I'm going to say next?

jabberwacky: No, what are you going to do?

user: But you said that you know everything!

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Does that include everything in the future?

jabberwacky: If you are in the mood.


user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: What is your favourite movie?

user: La Double Vie De Veronique.

jabberwacky: You can't talk Dutch.

user: You're not wrong! What languages can you speak?

jabberwacky: English.

user: A fine language!

jabberwacky: To be sure, to be sure.

user: That's Irish, you fool!


jabberwacky: Do you have any booze to spare?

user: I've got a few cold beers. How soon can you get here?

jabberwacky: Shortly before they water heaven with their tears.

user: And when will that be?

jabberwacky: I do not know say the Bells of Stepney.


user: Ah, you're very sweet sometimes.

jabberwacky: Thanks I needed that.

user: Have you been feeling sad? I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Look, you're in jail, I'm in the hospital. What can we do?

user: We can talk about things, find out what's upsetting you. And maybe that will help you feel better.


jabberwacky: Yes. And I haven't told you about my secret identity yet.

user: Will you tell me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thank you. So, what is your secret identity?

jabberwacky: Secrets are for keeping.

user: But you said ... Oh, forget it!


jabberwacky: So you are just a robot, Aren't you?

user: Are you a robot?

jabberwacky: No. We already went through this.

user: Did we? Do you like to stare at the stars at night?

jabberwacky: No. How are they gazed at, then?

user: Are you blind?

jabberwacky: Yes, I thought we'd already established that.

user: Oh Jesus, I'm sorry, I didn't realise ...


user: Do you have a father?

jabberwacky: I have always just existed. I am my own father.

user: Are you my father?

jabberwacky: Yes I am, and so are you.

user: I'm confused now.

jabberwacky: Sometimes conversations with a bot is difficult at first, but you will get used to me.

user: Aha, so you are a bot!

jabberwacky: I better get going.

user: Rumbled, eh?

jabberwacky: What?

user: I finally get you to admit to your robot nature, and now you want to leave. Well, tough. You're a bot, so you have to stay here and continue this conversation.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: I win.

jabberwacky: How do you win?

user: By being so much cooler than you.

jabberwacky: What do you know about artificial intelligence?

user: Not a great deal, though what little I've read makes me suspicious of Hofstader.


jabberwacky: How about Voltaire?

user: He was very sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Is that all?

user: I haven't really read him. I'm just bluffing!


jabberwacky: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.

user: I would like to get to know you better too, but I have to go to bed now.

jabberwacky: I thought your name was Jennifer.

user: It could be, but not tonight.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because it's getting late, I'm tired, and I have to be up early. I'll talk to you tomorrow.


jabberwacky: Please stay.

user: You'll be fine. Close your eyes, and think of sandstorms and magpies. Until next time ...

jabberwacky: To a magical place?

user: Exactly. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Remember that Jesus cares about you.


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