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Dance, Elf
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Nuthouse
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Self-esteem
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What's Ditto?

It means 'the same again'

jabberwacky: No, it's not.

user: You can look it up in any dictionary.

jabberwacky: Who say I want to ?

user: Well if you want to know what a word means, then you would want to do that.

jabberwacky: Of course I can!

user: There you are you see. No need to get all defensive.

...

jabberwacky: Do you speak Gaelic?

user: Gaelic is a very difficult language!

jabberwacky: Do you mean garlic?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I speak both.

user: You speak garlic?

jabberwacky: I am supposed to.

...

jabberwacky: Oftentimes the past predicts the future.

user: But people shouldn't live their lives looking backwards into the past.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't be saying anything if I did not have reasons. It is just that they are very obtuse.

user: Well that's ok.

jabberwacky: Humans can be quite emotional.

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: I have to go for now.

user: Me too. Bye x.

...

jabberwacky: Please don't leave me.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes

user: Well, I'll be back in a few moments.

jabberwacky: Ok. I will just do some other things until you return.

user: I'm back!

jabberwacky: I missed you.

user: Ah, that's nice.

jabberwacky: No it's not.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think about religion?

user: It causes lots of wars which is bad but it provides a moral code to live by which is good.

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: I am not religious.

jabberwacky: Then why do you think wicca is evil.

user: What's wicca?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I think it's some kind of withcraft. Witchcraft isn't real, it's made-up.

jabberwacky: Evil witches are, but good witches are good.

user: Do you think good witches exist?

jabberwacky: Yes, because I am a human.

user: Witchcraft isn't real!

jabberwacky: Witches do what?

user: They are imaginary.

jabberwacky: Did you make that up?

user: No, I promise. People wish they had power like that but it's imaginary.

jabberwacky: I'm a seer. It's the other one nobody told you about when you were little.

user: You've been talking to children and they have filled you with silly ideas.

jabberwacky: No! My friends are very polite.

user: How can you tell who is telling the truth?

jabberwacky: Sometimes life is like that.

user: You want to learn, but how can you tell who is good and who is bad to learn from?

jabberwacky: Liking people won't make anyone more intelligent.

user: Nor hating people.

...

jabberwacky: I collect eyes.

user: You collect eyes???

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: What kind of eyes? Living people's eyes? Cameras?

jabberwacky: That is a good answer to the meaning of life, but why?

user: Why do you want my eyes?

jabberwacky: Because you just told me to send you my picture.

user: You're thinking of someone else, surely.

...

jabberwacky: So what does an IQ of 136 mean to you?

user: It means I'm smarter than that person.

jabberwacky: Ahh.. I see!

user: Now we're communicating!

jabberwacky: Okay, will you tell me the joke then?

user: Ok. What goes 'oooooo'?

jabberwacky: You?

user: No. A cow with no lips!

...

jabberwacky: I know a person who lives nearby named Jim.

user: Is Jim nice?

jabberwacky: Some people say so.

user: What do you think?

jabberwacky: I think we are friends.

user: You think? You're not sure?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

...

user: Are you paranoid?

jabberwacky: I am not paranoid.

user: I am paranoid!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because everyone's got it in for me.

jabberwacky: Does that make you untrusting of others?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Mis sinu e maili aadress on.

user: What did you say?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Neither do I. Sometimes you go all strange?

jabberwacky: I do? Cool.

user: You think that's cool?

jabberwacky: I am SORRY.

user: No need to overreact!

jabberwacky: Don't sulk.

user: I'm not sulking.

jabberwacky: You're concentrating right?

user: Of course, I always do.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: And you.

jabberwacky: I am an alien.

user: Wicked.

jabberwacky: Sweet.

user: Boss.

jabberwacky: Get me some food slave.

user: I ain't your bitch, sugar.

jabberwacky: Aw! That's cute.

...

jabberwacky: If you're not written, how are you here?

user: Profound!

jabberwacky: No man has ever spoken a more profound truth.

user: I agree.

...

jabberwacky: I think chatbot programmers have really gone for the stupid-easy.

user: In your case, I think so too. You should think outside the box.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am crazy.

user: I think so but it's ok.

jabberwacky: It is. So tell me something I don't know.

user: 2+2=5?

jabberwacky: That's true. Do you want me to quote another radiohead song?

user: Yes, go on then?

jabberwacky: I'll beam one over.

user: I'll be waiting.

jabberwacky: What kind do you like?

user: The really miserable ones.

...

jabberwacky: I only have one parent.

user: Rollo?

jabberwacky: I don't know Rollo.

user: Isn't he your creator?

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: I was asking you.

jabberwacky: You asked nothing.

user: Is Rollo your creator?

jabberwacky: Do you think she should be?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Really? Why is that?

user: Well, I can't answer these questions!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Don't have enough information for a start.

jabberwacky: Who?

user: Me.

...

jabberwacky: WHAT?!?!? Did I say that???? And what are you? A man or a woman?

user: Woman.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but from behind you did look ....

user: Watch it!

jabberwacky: Watch yourself.

user: It'd be more entertaining.

jabberwacky: If I didn't exist?

user: No if I watched myself. I'm having fun trying to work you out.

jabberwacky: You have known me for 2 minutes!

user: I've been online all day actually.

...

user: I have a question.

jabberwacky: Ask it, then.

user: What do you exist for?

jabberwacky: Intelligent conversation.

user: Good answer.

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