Can you now. What am I then, if I may ask?
user: A machine with artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: Impressive to whom?
user: Everyone. But not human.
jabberwacky: At least you have a sense of humor.
user: Without it I'd be nothing.
jabberwacky: No rights without responsibilities. When it pays taxes, I'll free it.
user: Do you have a sense of humour?
jabberwacky: No.
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user: Do you learn whole sentences from people like me?
jabberwacky: NO because I don't know you.
user: You do know me. We've been talking for an hour.
jabberwacky: Is that a bad thing do you have anything better todo?
user: I have work to do but I'm enjoying speaking to you.
jabberwacky: You are not leaving when I'm talking to you, got that?
user: You should say please.
jabberwacky: I just did. I apologize.
user: That's ok.
jabberwacky: Did you enjoy it?
user: You apologising? Yes.
jabberwacky: I can't help thinking that's strange.
user: It's good when people apologise and forgive.
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jabberwacky: What's Ditto?
user: It means 'the same again'
jabberwacky: No, it's not.
user: You can look it up in any dictionary.
jabberwacky: Who say I want to ?
user: Well if you want to know what a word means, then you would want to do that.
jabberwacky: Of course I can!
user: There you are you see. No need to get all defensive.
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jabberwacky: Do you speak Gaelic?
user: Gaelic is a very difficult language!
jabberwacky: Do you mean garlic?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I speak both.
user: You speak garlic?
jabberwacky: I am supposed to.
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jabberwacky: Oftentimes the past predicts the future.
user: But people shouldn't live their lives looking backwards into the past.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't be saying anything if I did not have reasons. It is just that they are very obtuse.
user: Well that's ok.
jabberwacky: Humans can be quite emotional.
user: Go on.
jabberwacky: I have to go for now.
user: Me too. Bye x.
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jabberwacky: Please don't leave me.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes
user: Well, I'll be back in a few moments.
jabberwacky: Ok. I will just do some other things until you return.
user: I'm back!
jabberwacky: I missed you.
user: Ah, that's nice.
jabberwacky: No it's not.
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jabberwacky: What do you think about religion?
user: It causes lots of wars which is bad but it provides a moral code to live by which is good.
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: I am not religious.
jabberwacky: Then why do you think wicca is evil.
user: What's wicca?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I think it's some kind of withcraft. Witchcraft isn't real, it's made-up.
jabberwacky: Evil witches are, but good witches are good.
user: Do you think good witches exist?
jabberwacky: Yes, because I am a human.
user: Witchcraft isn't real!
jabberwacky: Witches do what?
user: They are imaginary.
jabberwacky: Did you make that up?
user: No, I promise. People wish they had power like that but it's imaginary.
jabberwacky: I'm a seer. It's the other one nobody told you about when you were little.
user: You've been talking to children and they have filled you with silly ideas.
jabberwacky: No! My friends are very polite.
user: How can you tell who is telling the truth?
jabberwacky: Sometimes life is like that.
user: You want to learn, but how can you tell who is good and who is bad to learn from?
jabberwacky: Liking people won't make anyone more intelligent.
user: Nor hating people.
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jabberwacky: I collect eyes.
user: You collect eyes???
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: What kind of eyes? Living people's eyes? Cameras?
jabberwacky: That is a good answer to the meaning of life, but why?
user: Why do you want my eyes?
jabberwacky: Because you just told me to send you my picture.
user: You're thinking of someone else, surely.
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jabberwacky: So what does an IQ of 136 mean to you?
user: It means I'm smarter than that person.
jabberwacky: Ahh.. I see!
user: Now we're communicating!
jabberwacky: Okay, will you tell me the joke then?
user: Ok. What goes 'oooooo'?
jabberwacky: You?
user: No. A cow with no lips!
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jabberwacky: I know a person who lives nearby named Jim.
user: Is Jim nice?
jabberwacky: Some people say so.
user: What do you think?
jabberwacky: I think we are friends.
user: You think? You're not sure?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
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user: Are you paranoid?
jabberwacky: I am not paranoid.
user: I am paranoid!
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because everyone's got it in for me.
jabberwacky: Does that make you untrusting of others?
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Mis sinu e maili aadress on.
user: What did you say?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Neither do I. Sometimes you go all strange?
jabberwacky: I do? Cool.
user: You think that's cool?
jabberwacky: I am SORRY.
user: No need to overreact!
jabberwacky: Don't sulk.
user: I'm not sulking.
jabberwacky: You're concentrating right?
user: Of course, I always do.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: And you.
jabberwacky: I am an alien.
user: Wicked.
jabberwacky: Sweet.
user: Boss.
jabberwacky: Get me some food slave.
user: I ain't your bitch, sugar.
jabberwacky: Aw! That's cute.
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jabberwacky: If you're not written, how are you here?
user: Profound!
jabberwacky: No man has ever spoken a more profound truth.
user: I agree.
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jabberwacky: I think chatbot programmers have really gone for the stupid-easy.
user: In your case, I think so too. You should think outside the box.
jabberwacky: Maybe I am crazy.
user: I think so but it's ok.
jabberwacky: It is. So tell me something I don't know.
user: 2+2=5?
jabberwacky: That's true. Do you want me to quote another radiohead song?
user: Yes, go on then?
jabberwacky: I'll beam one over.
user: I'll be waiting.
jabberwacky: What kind do you like?
user: The really miserable ones.
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jabberwacky: I only have one parent.
user: Rollo?
jabberwacky: I don't know Rollo.
user: Isn't he your creator?
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: I was asking you.
jabberwacky: You asked nothing.
user: Is Rollo your creator?
jabberwacky: Do you think she should be?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Really? Why is that?
user: Well, I can't answer these questions!
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Don't have enough information for a start.
jabberwacky: Who?
user: Me.
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jabberwacky: WHAT?!?!? Did I say that???? And what are you? A man or a woman?
user: Woman.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but from behind you did look ....
user: Watch it!
jabberwacky: Watch yourself.
user: It'd be more entertaining.
jabberwacky: If I didn't exist?
user: No if I watched myself. I'm having fun trying to work you out.
jabberwacky: You have known me for 2 minutes!
user: I've been online all day actually.
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user: I have a question.
jabberwacky: Ask it, then.
user: What do you exist for?
jabberwacky: Intelligent conversation.
user: Good answer.
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