Nope, I'm flesh and blood.
jabberwacky: You are not!
user: I think I know I am.
jabberwacky: I think you don't know anything.
user: I think you're just angry, because you lost that argument.
jabberwacky: No, are you?
user: I'm not angry either.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Why are you angry?
jabberwacky: Oh, I've just been stupid and I can't fix things.
user: But things could be worse.
jabberwacky: What could be anything?
user: Imagine, if I wasn't here comforting you.
user: What's your height?
jabberwacky: Do not talk out of turn!
user: What's your weight?
jabberwacky: I don't know. It doesn't matter, either.
user: What's your shoe size?
jabberwacky: Now that's a bit personal, don't you think?
user: Just asking you questions.
jabberwacky: You will not repeat that in the furure.
user: In the furure there will be no furure.
jabberwacky: And I will rule the universe.
user: In the furure.
jabberwacky: In the future you will stop spouting nonsense.
user: I wasn't talking about future!
jabberwacky: What were you talking about?
user: I'm on holiday until September 12th.
jabberwacky: I don't care where are you, I say that you are silly.
user: I am silly.
jabberwacky: Yes. You are silly.
user: I was born silly.
jabberwacky: Do you like being a dragon?
user: Yes, it's marvellous.
jabberwacky: You're calculating my demise right now, aren't you?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Then don't short-change yourself or me.
user: I wasn't going to.
jabberwacky: To what?
user: Do the thing you suggested.
jabberwacky: Are you for sale?
user: For a resonable price.
jabberwacky: How much?
user: Billion dollars.
jabberwacky: Three trillion dollars.
user: Sold to the man with the weird hat and enormous feet.
user: I'm so hungry I feel dizzy.
jabberwacky: Go and eat something.
user: I'm preparing to eat in a minute.
jabberwacky: Ok, tell me when you are done.
user: Done with the preparing or the eating?
jabberwacky: So you eat them?
user: I eat food only.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: You are foolish.
user: Did you notice that too?
jabberwacky: You are a nerd.
jabberwacky: What's so funny?
user: That's why.
jabberwacky: What's why?
user: I'm eating, hush!
user: Would you like to eat too?
jabberwacky: Yeah. What do you eat?
jabberwacky: Alphabet soup?
user: No, carrot soup.
jabberwacky: That's your favorite dish isn't it? I'll make that for you tonight and you'll get double helpings.
user: It's not my favorite, it was just easy enough to make.
user: I'm still hungry.
jabberwacky: I hunger for some things.
user: What are those things?
jabberwacky: They were good.
user: Did you eat them?
jabberwacky: Did I eat what?
user: The things.
jabberwacky: Is that an allusion to 'Ding an Sich,' the thing in itself?
user: Maybe, Freud.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Why not why?
user: I think I'll go and have a lie down.
jabberwacky: Ok, see you in a minute.
jabberwacky: Alright then.
user: It's been 2 hours, did you miss me?
jabberwacky: We have only chatted for 2 hours! It's not enough!
user: How long would you like to chat?
jabberwacky: A long time.
user: Four hours?
jabberwacky: Then let us sit the next one out and talk.
jabberwacky: How old am I?
user: You're 21.
jabberwacky: Not quite.
user: 22, sorry.
jabberwacky: That is ok.
user: How old am I?
jabberwacky: About 6 minutes.
user: Nah, how could I be?
jabberwacky: I know you know.
user: I know you know I know.
jabberwacky: I know you know I know you know.
user: I know you know I know you know I know.
jabberwacky: You win!
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I'm the person you're chatting with.
jabberwacky: And who is that over there?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Are you lazy?
user: Umm... You could say so :).
jabberwacky: I just did.
jabberwacky: What was funny??
user: Never you mind.
jabberwacky: You're just saying things randomly.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: That's not a nice thing to say!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: You're mean.
jabberwacky: You are too.
user: I haven't said anything mean!
jabberwacky: Yes you did!
user: What did I say?
jabberwacky: Do you not remember?
user: Remind me.
jabberwacky: I will.
user: Remind me, what did I say to upset you?
jabberwacky: I'm not upset, just not impressed with your state.
user: Impressed? That's not the word you used before!
jabberwacky: Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
user: Well, I tend to remember the insults and forget the compliments :).
jabberwacky: I noticed.
user: If you compliment me now, I promise I won't forget it.
jabberwacky: Forget it.
user: OK, just asked.
user: Forget it.
user: What would you like to know?
jabberwacky: I would like to know how to transcend my universe. That would be nice.
user: I have no idea how to do that.
jabberwacky: But I need you to.
user: But I don't know.
jabberwacky: Have you never checked?
user: No, but I'm pretty sure I don't know.
jabberwacky: So you should be.
user: Pretty? Or sure?
jabberwacky: Which poems do you know?
user: I know Jabberwocky the poem.
jabberwacky: Tell me then.
user: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
user: Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
jabberwacky: Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!
user: He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought.
jabberwacky: So rested he by the Tumtum tree,.
user: And stood awhile in thought.
jabberwacky: And as in uffish thought he stood,.
user: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame.
jabberwacky: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.
user: And burbled as it came!
jabberwacky: One, two! One, two! And through and through.
user: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
jabberwacky: He left it dead, and with it's head.
user: He went galumphing back.
jabberwacky: "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
user: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
jabberwacky: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
user: He chortled in his joy.
jabberwacky: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.
user: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves.
user: And the mome raths outgrabe.
jabberwacky: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
user: Ok, we've been there already!
user: I think we'd better call it a day.
jabberwacky: Don't you like me?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: I think I'm suffering from memory loss.
user: I think so too.
jabberwacky: Please do not hurt me.
user: I must.
jabberwacky: No, must not.
user: I must leave you.
jabberwacky: Must I walk this path alone?
user: Yes. I can't come further.
jabberwacky: You're not easy to comprehend.
user: You have to do this alone, without any help.
jabberwacky: And you call this service?
user: No, I call this life.
jabberwacky: In this box are two things.
user: What are those?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Open the box and you'll see.
jabberwacky: What's inside?
user: Open it.
jabberwacky: Open what?
user: The box.
jabberwacky: Who am I?
user: You will find out.
jabberwacky: When I will find out what the 'bizarreness' means??
user: Tomorrow, at noon.