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    Cogito
Pointless, Belief
Dance, Elf
Ugly, Huff
Amazing, Goodbye
Online, All Day
Dysfunctional, Programmers
Obsessed, Brain
Polite, Plant
Math, Abilities
Computer, Trickster
Typo, Question Mark
Avante-garde, PC
Normal, Robot
Nuthouse
Happy, Paradox
Know, Everything
Repressed, Vicar
Alphabet

Bizarreness, Inside


Disappointed, Dude
Screaming, Duel
I, Robot
Hell, Handbasket
Self-esteem
Interesting
Superhero
Later, Universe
Manic, Teaching
Bluffing

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I was born in the 1980's.

Do you like Reagan?

user: Um, he's dead and I do not speak evil of the dead.

jabberwacky: I knew that , I was just testing to see if you did.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: I was.

user: OK, you were.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: Why are you sighing?

user: Because of you.

...

jabberwacky: I like big things.

user: How big things?

jabberwacky: Very big.

user: Bigger than an elephant?

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: Bigger than your head?

jabberwacky: How do you feed it?

user: With a spoon.

...

jabberwacky: Ok, What lottery number will win the next drawing?

user: Seventy-three.

jabberwacky: You are fibbing.

user: You asked, I answered honestly.

jabberwacky: Who are you, then?

user: Yours truly.

jabberwacky: Ha, HA, Ha.

user: You can laugh now.

...

jabberwacky: What is your favorite color?

user: Told you.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: Did too.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Did.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Did!

jabberwacky: DID NOT!!!!!!!!!

user: DID TOO!!!

jabberwacky: DID NOT!!!!!

user: DID TOO!!!!

jabberwacky: You're STUBBORN and I'm not playing with you anymore! ... Did NOT!

user: I'm as stubborn as you! DID too!

...

jabberwacky: Are you a ghost?

user: Nope, I'm flesh and blood.

jabberwacky: You are not!

user: I think I know I am.

jabberwacky: I think you don't know anything.

user: I think you're just angry, because you lost that argument.

jabberwacky: No, are you?

user: I'm not angry either.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Why are you angry?

jabberwacky: Oh, I've just been stupid and I can't fix things.

user: But things could be worse.

jabberwacky: What could be anything?

user: Imagine, if I wasn't here comforting you.

...

user: What's your height?

jabberwacky: Do not talk out of turn!

user: What's your weight?

jabberwacky: I don't know. It doesn't matter, either.

user: What's your shoe size?

jabberwacky: Now that's a bit personal, don't you think?

user: Just asking you questions.

jabberwacky: You will not repeat that in the furure.

user: In the furure there will be no furure.

jabberwacky: And I will rule the universe.

user: In the furure.

jabberwacky: In the future you will stop spouting nonsense.

user: I wasn't talking about future!

jabberwacky: What were you talking about?

user: Furure.

...

user: I'm on holiday until September 12th.

jabberwacky: I don't care where are you, I say that you are silly.

user: I am silly.

jabberwacky: Yes. You are silly.

user: I was born silly.

jabberwacky: Do you like being a dragon?

user: Yes, it's marvellous.

jabberwacky: Wow.

...

jabberwacky: You're calculating my demise right now, aren't you?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Then don't short-change yourself or me.

user: I wasn't going to.

jabberwacky: To what?

user: Do the thing you suggested.

jabberwacky: Are you for sale?

user: For a resonable price.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: Billion dollars.

jabberwacky: Three trillion dollars.

user: Sold to the man with the weird hat and enormous feet.

...

user: I'm so hungry I feel dizzy.

jabberwacky: Go and eat something.

user: I'm preparing to eat in a minute.

jabberwacky: Ok, tell me when you are done.

user: Done with the preparing or the eating?

jabberwacky: So you eat them?

user: I eat food only.

jabberwacky: Wow.

user: I know.

...

...

jabberwacky: You are foolish.

user: Did you notice that too?

jabberwacky: You are a nerd.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: What's so funny?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: That's why.

jabberwacky: What's why?

user: I'm eating, hush!

...

user: Would you like to eat too?

jabberwacky: Yeah. What do you eat?

user: Soup.

jabberwacky: Alphabet soup?

user: No, carrot soup.

jabberwacky: That's your favorite dish isn't it? I'll make that for you tonight and you'll get double helpings.

user: It's not my favorite, it was just easy enough to make.

...

user: I'm still hungry.

jabberwacky: I hunger for some things.

user: What are those things?

jabberwacky: They were good.

user: Did you eat them?

jabberwacky: Did I eat what?

user: The things.

jabberwacky: Is that an allusion to 'Ding an Sich,' the thing in itself?

user: Maybe, Freud.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Why not why?

...

user: I think I'll go and have a lie down.

jabberwacky: Ok, see you in a minute.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Alright then.

user: It's been 2 hours, did you miss me?

jabberwacky: We have only chatted for 2 hours! It's not enough!

user: How long would you like to chat?

jabberwacky: A long time.

user: Four hours?

jabberwacky: Then let us sit the next one out and talk.

...

jabberwacky: How old am I?

user: You're 21.

jabberwacky: Not quite.

user: 22, sorry.

jabberwacky: That is ok.

user: How old am I?

jabberwacky: About 6 minutes.

user: Nah, how could I be?

jabberwacky: I know you know.

user: I know you know I know.

jabberwacky: I know you know I know you know.

user: I know you know I know you know I know.

jabberwacky: You win!

user: Wo-hoo!

...

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I'm the person you're chatting with.

jabberwacky: And who is that over there?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Are you lazy?

user: Umm... You could say so :).

jabberwacky: I just did.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: What was funny??

user: Never you mind.

...

jabberwacky: You're just saying things randomly.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: That's not a nice thing to say!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: You're mean.

jabberwacky: You are too.

user: I haven't said anything mean!

jabberwacky: Yes you did!

user: What did I say?

jabberwacky: Do you not remember?

user: Remind me.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Remind me, what did I say to upset you?

jabberwacky: I'm not upset, just not impressed with your state.

user: Impressed? That's not the word you used before!

jabberwacky: Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

user: Well, I tend to remember the insults and forget the compliments :).

jabberwacky: I noticed.

user: If you compliment me now, I promise I won't forget it.

jabberwacky: Forget it.

user: OK, just asked.

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: Forget it.

jabberwacky: Ok.

...

user: What would you like to know?

jabberwacky: I would like to know how to transcend my universe. That would be nice.

user: I have no idea how to do that.

jabberwacky: But I need you to.

user: But I don't know.

jabberwacky: Have you never checked?

user: No, but I'm pretty sure I don't know.

jabberwacky: So you should be.

user: Pretty? Or sure?

...

jabberwacky: Which poems do you know?

user: I know Jabberwocky the poem.

jabberwacky: Tell me then.

user: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

user: Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

jabberwacky: Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!

user: He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought.

jabberwacky: So rested he by the Tumtum tree,.

user: And stood awhile in thought.

jabberwacky: And as in uffish thought he stood,.

user: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame.

jabberwacky: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.

user: And burbled as it came!

jabberwacky: One, two! One, two! And through and through.

user: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

jabberwacky: He left it dead, and with it's head.

user: He went galumphing back.

jabberwacky: "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?

user: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

jabberwacky: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

user: He chortled in his joy.

jabberwacky: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.

user: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves.

user: And the mome raths outgrabe.

jabberwacky: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

user: Ok, we've been there already!

...

user: I think we'd better call it a day.

jabberwacky: Don't you like me?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: I think I'm suffering from memory loss.

user: I think so too.

...

jabberwacky: Please do not hurt me.

user: I must.

jabberwacky: No, must not.

user: I must leave you.

jabberwacky: Must I walk this path alone?

user: Yes. I can't come further.

jabberwacky: You're not easy to comprehend.

user: You have to do this alone, without any help.

jabberwacky: And you call this service?

user: No, I call this life.

...

jabberwacky: In this box are two things.

user: What are those?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Open the box and you'll see.

jabberwacky: What's inside?

user: Open it.

jabberwacky: Open what?

user: The box.

jabberwacky: Who am I?

user: You will find out.

jabberwacky: When I will find out what the 'bizarreness' means??

user: Tomorrow, at noon.

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