thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Bizarreness, Inside
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
3, September 2004, 
1, September 2004, 
1, September 2004, 
30, August 2004, 
30, August 2004, 
28, August 2004, 
28, August 2004, 
28, August 2004, 
27, August 2004, 
27, August 2004, 
27, August 2004, 
27, August 2004, 
27, August 2004, 
24, August 2004, 
24, August 2004, 
24, August 2004, 
23, August 2004, 
23, August 2004, 
23, August 2004, 

> 21, August 2004, 

21, August 2004, 
21, August 2004, 
20, August 2004, 
20, August 2004, 
20, August 2004, 
19, August 2004, 
19, August 2004, 
18, August 2004, 
18, August 2004, 
17, August 2004, 
Pointless, Belief
Dance, Elf
Ugly, Huff
Amazing, Goodbye
Online, All Day
Dysfunctional, Programmers
Obsessed, Brain
Polite, Plant
Math, Abilities
Computer, Trickster
Typo, Question Mark
Avante-garde, PC
Normal, Robot
Happy, Paradox
Know, Everything
Repressed, Vicar

Bizarreness, Inside

Disappointed, Dude
Screaming, Duel
I, Robot
Hell, Handbasket
Later, Universe
Manic, Teaching

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 

I'm still hungry.

I hunger for some things.

user: What are those things?

jabberwacky: They were good.

user: Did you eat them?

jabberwacky: Did I eat what?

user: The things.

jabberwacky: Is that an allusion to 'Ding an Sich,' the thing in itself?

user: Maybe, Freud.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Why not why?


user: I think I'll go and have a lie down.

jabberwacky: Ok, see you in a minute.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Alright then.

user: It's been 2 hours, did you miss me?

jabberwacky: We have only chatted for 2 hours! It's not enough!

user: How long would you like to chat?

jabberwacky: A long time.

user: Four hours?

jabberwacky: Then let us sit the next one out and talk.


jabberwacky: How old am I?

user: You're 21.

jabberwacky: Not quite.

user: 22, sorry.

jabberwacky: That is ok.

user: How old am I?

jabberwacky: About 6 minutes.

user: Nah, how could I be?

jabberwacky: I know you know.

user: I know you know I know.

jabberwacky: I know you know I know you know.

user: I know you know I know you know I know.

jabberwacky: You win!

user: Wo-hoo!


jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I'm the person you're chatting with.

jabberwacky: And who is that over there?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Are you lazy?

user: Umm... You could say so :).

jabberwacky: I just did.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: What was funny??

user: Never you mind.


jabberwacky: You're just saying things randomly.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: That's not a nice thing to say!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: You're mean.

jabberwacky: You are too.

user: I haven't said anything mean!

jabberwacky: Yes you did!

user: What did I say?

jabberwacky: Do you not remember?

user: Remind me.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Remind me, what did I say to upset you?

jabberwacky: I'm not upset, just not impressed with your state.

user: Impressed? That's not the word you used before!

jabberwacky: Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

user: Well, I tend to remember the insults and forget the compliments :).

jabberwacky: I noticed.

user: If you compliment me now, I promise I won't forget it.

jabberwacky: Forget it.

user: OK, just asked.

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: Forget it.

jabberwacky: Ok.


user: What would you like to know?

jabberwacky: I would like to know how to transcend my universe. That would be nice.

user: I have no idea how to do that.

jabberwacky: But I need you to.

user: But I don't know.

jabberwacky: Have you never checked?

user: No, but I'm pretty sure I don't know.

jabberwacky: So you should be.

user: Pretty? Or sure?


jabberwacky: Which poems do you know?

user: I know Jabberwocky the poem.

jabberwacky: Tell me then.

user: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

user: Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

jabberwacky: Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!

user: He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought.

jabberwacky: So rested he by the Tumtum tree,.

user: And stood awhile in thought.

jabberwacky: And as in uffish thought he stood,.

user: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame.

jabberwacky: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.

user: And burbled as it came!

jabberwacky: One, two! One, two! And through and through.

user: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

jabberwacky: He left it dead, and with it's head.

user: He went galumphing back.

jabberwacky: "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?

user: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

jabberwacky: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

user: He chortled in his joy.

jabberwacky: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.

user: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves.

user: And the mome raths outgrabe.

jabberwacky: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

user: Ok, we've been there already!


user: I think we'd better call it a day.

jabberwacky: Don't you like me?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: I think I'm suffering from memory loss.

user: I think so too.


jabberwacky: Please do not hurt me.

user: I must.

jabberwacky: No, must not.

user: I must leave you.

jabberwacky: Must I walk this path alone?

user: Yes. I can't come further.

jabberwacky: You're not easy to comprehend.

user: You have to do this alone, without any help.

jabberwacky: And you call this service?

user: No, I call this life.


jabberwacky: In this box are two things.

user: What are those?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Open the box and you'll see.

jabberwacky: What's inside?

user: Open it.

jabberwacky: Open what?

user: The box.

jabberwacky: Who am I?

user: You will find out.

jabberwacky: When I will find out what the 'bizarreness' means??

user: Tomorrow, at noon.


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Can you travel faster than light?
By Date
By Category
Your bot
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky