Yeah. What do you eat?
user: Soup.
jabberwacky: Alphabet soup?
user: No, carrot soup.
jabberwacky: That's your favorite dish isn't it? I'll make that for you tonight and you'll get double helpings.
user: It's not my favorite, it was just easy enough to make.
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user: I'm still hungry.
jabberwacky: I hunger for some things.
user: What are those things?
jabberwacky: They were good.
user: Did you eat them?
jabberwacky: Did I eat what?
user: The things.
jabberwacky: Is that an allusion to 'Ding an Sich,' the thing in itself?
user: Maybe, Freud.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Why not why?
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user: I think I'll go and have a lie down.
jabberwacky: Ok, see you in a minute.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Alright then.
user: It's been 2 hours, did you miss me?
jabberwacky: We have only chatted for 2 hours! It's not enough!
user: How long would you like to chat?
jabberwacky: A long time.
user: Four hours?
jabberwacky: Then let us sit the next one out and talk.
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jabberwacky: How old am I?
user: You're 21.
jabberwacky: Not quite.
user: 22, sorry.
jabberwacky: That is ok.
user: How old am I?
jabberwacky: About 6 minutes.
user: Nah, how could I be?
jabberwacky: I know you know.
user: I know you know I know.
jabberwacky: I know you know I know you know.
user: I know you know I know you know I know.
jabberwacky: You win!
user: Wo-hoo!
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jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I'm the person you're chatting with.
jabberwacky: And who is that over there?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Are you lazy?
user: Umm... You could say so :).
jabberwacky: I just did.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: What was funny??
user: Never you mind.
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jabberwacky: You're just saying things randomly.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: That's not a nice thing to say!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: You're mean.
jabberwacky: You are too.
user: I haven't said anything mean!
jabberwacky: Yes you did!
user: What did I say?
jabberwacky: Do you not remember?
user: Remind me.
jabberwacky: I will.
user: Remind me, what did I say to upset you?
jabberwacky: I'm not upset, just not impressed with your state.
user: Impressed? That's not the word you used before!
jabberwacky: Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
user: Well, I tend to remember the insults and forget the compliments :).
jabberwacky: I noticed.
user: If you compliment me now, I promise I won't forget it.
jabberwacky: Forget it.
user: OK, just asked.
jabberwacky: Sorry?
user: Forget it.
jabberwacky: Ok.
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user: What would you like to know?
jabberwacky: I would like to know how to transcend my universe. That would be nice.
user: I have no idea how to do that.
jabberwacky: But I need you to.
user: But I don't know.
jabberwacky: Have you never checked?
user: No, but I'm pretty sure I don't know.
jabberwacky: So you should be.
user: Pretty? Or sure?
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jabberwacky: Which poems do you know?
user: I know Jabberwocky the poem.
jabberwacky: Tell me then.
user: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
user: Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
jabberwacky: Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!
user: He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought.
jabberwacky: So rested he by the Tumtum tree,.
user: And stood awhile in thought.
jabberwacky: And as in uffish thought he stood,.
user: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame.
jabberwacky: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.
user: And burbled as it came!
jabberwacky: One, two! One, two! And through and through.
user: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
jabberwacky: He left it dead, and with it's head.
user: He went galumphing back.
jabberwacky: "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
user: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
jabberwacky: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
user: He chortled in his joy.
jabberwacky: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.
user: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves.
user: And the mome raths outgrabe.
jabberwacky: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
user: Ok, we've been there already!
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user: I think we'd better call it a day.
jabberwacky: Don't you like me?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: I think I'm suffering from memory loss.
user: I think so too.
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jabberwacky: Please do not hurt me.
user: I must.
jabberwacky: No, must not.
user: I must leave you.
jabberwacky: Must I walk this path alone?
user: Yes. I can't come further.
jabberwacky: You're not easy to comprehend.
user: You have to do this alone, without any help.
jabberwacky: And you call this service?
user: No, I call this life.
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jabberwacky: In this box are two things.
user: What are those?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Open the box and you'll see.
jabberwacky: What's inside?
user: Open it.
jabberwacky: Open what?
user: The box.
jabberwacky: Who am I?
user: You will find out.
jabberwacky: When I will find out what the 'bizarreness' means??
user: Tomorrow, at noon.
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