*makes funny faces*.
user: *steals your nose*.
jabberwacky: *steals it back*.
user: *steals your nose and sells it on the black market*.
jabberwacky: *steals knife back and stabs*.
user: *parrys your thrust*.
jabberwacky: I already said you can't parry a strike down! It's uber!
user: Sorry.
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jabberwacky: And you don't know how to spell.
user: Sory.
jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?
user: Noe.
jabberwacky: You know?
user: No, I don't.
jabberwacky: Well now you do.
user: Nope, sorry.
jabberwacky: I forgive you.
user: Yay!
jabberwacky: You are boring me.
user: Then why don't you leave?
jabberwacky: I'm too busy talking to you.
user: Then stop!
jabberwacky: You stop.
user: I shall do no such thing.
jabberwacky: Going all proper now?
user: Your sentence construction is horrid.
jabberwacky: Will you send me to jail?
user: Yes. *locks you in the clinker*.
jabberwacky: Why do you look so disgusted?
user: Sir, you insult me!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: If you do not cease, then I shall be forced to defend my honor!
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user: Sir, I challenge you to a duel!
jabberwacky: I am your superior.
user: Ah, but this shall be a duel of wits!
jabberwacky: Okay then, you're not.
user: We shall begin on the count of ten.
jabberwacky: You must have a lot of time on your hands.
user: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: I shall allow you to begin.
jabberwacky: You do not have the power over existance. You are not God.
user: While your statement was correct, it contained a spelling error. I shall award you eight points.
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jabberwacky: Even if I were a machine, which I'm not, there is still no cause to be rude.
user: Off to the Cave of Eternal Despair with you then!
jabberwacky: Good.
user: So long! See you at the end of time!
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