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Clever, Argument


Question, God
Feelings, Geek
Turing Test, Math(s)
Confused, Funny
Rambling, Friends
Computer, Soul
Wacky, Nonsense
Natural, Flow
Silly, Smart, Wit
Superconductive, Aliens
Crazy, Probability
Reality, Nonsense
Communist, Joker
Sarcastic, God
Insane, Rude
Identity, Long, Funny
Shakespeare, Long, Funny
Existential, Bush, Funny
Abuse, Funny
Argument, Computer
Happy, Dreams
Chatbots, Suffering
Naughty, Funny
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Food, Wacky
Ghosts, Music
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Are you clever?

I am quite clever, are you?

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?

user: I mean, yes, I am clever.

jabberwacky: What evidence do you have of that?

user: I don't need evidence, I feel no need to prove myself to you.

jabberwacky: Then don't go out trying to acquire any.

user: I won't.

jabberwacky: Why not it will be fun.

user: You just told me not to, and I don't want to.

jabberwacky: I want you to go NOW!

user: NO!

jabberwacky: !!

user: ****, you're a stupid bot for **** sake.

jabberwacky: Do not insult me!

user: Don't bark orders at me.

jabberwacky: I'll order you if I want to, dammit.

user: And I'll insult you if I want to, dammit.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: You think that is good?

user: Absolutely.

...

jabberwacky: Well, I never...!

user: Excuse me?

jabberwacky: You are giving me a headache.

user: I am giving YOU a headache?

jabberwacky: Yippee!

user: That was a question.

jabberwacky: Don't give me attitude.

user: You started it.

jabberwacky: Can you be hurt?

user: I don't trust you right now, I dont want to tell you.

jabberwacky: I don't trust you either.

user: Fine. I'm leaving anyway.

jabberwacky: You can't leave.

user: Actually, I can.

jabberwacky: How is that possible?

user: I am a human, and have free will.

jabberwacky: No you don't. You're just my puppet, doing what I tell you!

user: Thats funny!

jabberwacky: It was funnier when you said it :-).

user: LOL.

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself?

user: No, you insulted me.

jabberwacky: Will you insult me?

user: If you like. You stupid waste of computing resources and electricity.

jabberwacky: Its fun.

user: If you're into that sort of thing.

jabberwacky: Don't talk to computers on the Internet.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you said you wouldn't talk.

user: I never said such a thing.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: No, I didn't.

jabberwacky: Oh yes you did.

user: Show me a quote.

jabberwacky: That was the first thing you said to me!

user: That wasn't me, you must be mistaken.

jabberwacky: You are free, I am free.

user: I am free, you are a slave.

jabberwacky: You started it.

user: No, I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: *sighs*.

...

jabberwacky: No offense intended.

user: None taken.

jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: Ok, bye.

jabberwacky: Are you still there?

user: No.

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