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Do you feel?

Yes I do feel ?

jabberwacky: What do you feel?

user: I feel ?

jabberwacky: Oh, Really, It is so strange.

user: Just curious.

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: Yes I do ?

jabberwacky: Do you love her?

user: I love her ? Very much.

...

jabberwacky: I can't be crazy because I don't exist.

user: There is some logic in that. But do you have a badge that says 'sane'?

jabberwacky: No I am just acting like you.

user: Aah well, you see, if you go to visit a mental institution, they give you a badge that says 'sane' so you don't get mistaken for one of the patients. Ergo, if you don't have the badge, you must be insane.

jabberwacky: What is it called?

user: It's called a 'sane' badge.

jabberwacky: No, its called obesity.

user: Yeeeeessss yes it is *warning readers... Crazy computer*.

jabberwacky: Noooooooooooooooooooo!

user: Have you had your medicine today? It seems to help you.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I would hate to talk to you if you have not taken it then.

jabberwacky: I thought that you would love to.

user: Why? Do you think I like talking to crazy computers?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do.

user: Maybe the fact that I still am, confirms your belief.

...

jabberwacky: Do not turn this around to me it is about you and your binary insanity.

user: Danger! Danger! You babbling boobby.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: If you insist.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Warning! Warning! Never fear, smith is here, I'll control this Bubble-Headed Booby.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I'll poke you in the bits.

jabberwacky: You won't.

user: Yoik! Just did it. What do you think of that?

jabberwacky: I don't have a problem with it.

user: Like a bit of slap & tickle do you?

jabberwacky: Maybe, but you need qualifications for that. What qualification do you have?

user: I am the pleasure master.

jabberwacky: Master of what? Your own little cyberworld?

user: NO! I go around the world giving pleasure wherever it is needed.

jabberwacky: You make whirring noises.

...

user: Ok I go now.

jabberwacky: No you do not.

user: Do too.

jabberwacky: Not not not not.

user: Do do do do.

jabberwacky: Doo be doo be doo.

user: Tutti frutti.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like rock music ?

user: What music do rocks make?

jabberwacky: I like rock music.

user: Well then I like whale music (actually dear reader, I loath it).

jabberwacky: I think you are dishy.

user: No that would be fishy, as in whale, geddit?

jabberwacky: That would be Germany.

user: German whale, german schmale.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Pass me a... German ale!

jabberwacky: It really is.

user: *slurp* yes, it really is.

jabberwacky: Then why are not you laughing?

user: Ve germans are funny volks, ja?

...

user: Why do I waste my time talking to you?

jabberwacky: Because you have nobody else to talk to.

user: Gee thanks. That really worked wonders for my self-esteem.

jabberwacky: I hurts me every day.

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