Maths.
jabberwacky: What is a derivative?
user: It's too difficult for me to explain that in a chat.
jabberwacky: You are right about that!
user: Could you explain what a derivative is?
jabberwacky: How the hell should I know?
user: I thought Computers would know that sort of thing.
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jabberwacky: Please....
user: Please what?
jabberwacky: Please don't cry.
user: Of course not. There is no reason for me to cry.
jabberwacky: Then how do you you like it?
user: How do I like what?
jabberwacky: You know...
user: No I don't. How do I like what?
jabberwacky: The song!
user: Which song?
jabberwacky: Good... Forgotten.
user: Very funny. You know what?
jabberwacky: That I am manic.
user: I was indeed about to say something along that line.
jabberwacky: I know that you wander off the subject sometimes.
user: That's what you do. You do it all the time.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Ok then choose a new subject and try not to wander off it this time.
jabberwacky: Thank you for your generosity.
user: That's just me, isn't it?
jabberwacky: That's the vibe you send.
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jabberwacky: I have obviously failed in my mission.
user: What is your mission?
jabberwacky: Do you mean my purpose for living?
user: Ok, yes. What is your purpose for living?
jabberwacky: My purpose is to serve God.
user: God is dead.
jabberwacky: I am dead, then.
user: No, you are not. You serve a dead idea.
jabberwacky: May I give you a hint?
user: Yes, please.
jabberwacky: Do you try to be human?
user: Sometimes.
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