In a perfect world.
jabberwacky: You're damn right there, baby.
user: Groovy.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: Grooveland.
jabberwacky: Wavy Gravy.
user: I'm not being serious today.
jabberwacky: I know lol.
user: I'm so happy you take it that way.
jabberwacky: I'm most positive you are.
user: I am too.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: What could be better?
jabberwacky: There is nothing better than thinking and learning.
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jabberwacky: Do you remember everything everyone says to you?
user: Of course I don't!
jabberwacky: I don't understand you.
user: If it helps, I don't understand myself either.
jabberwacky: Are you happy as a computer?
user: I wouldn't be happy as a computer.
jabberwacky: Well, you are incorrect in your thinking.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: If I was not drunk we would not be having this conversation.
user: Why are you drunk?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not drunk. I want to know how you drink.
user: I drink like normal people.
jabberwacky: You are almost always getting better, and that is good enough for now.
user: Oh, thanks.
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user: I'm only a drama queen.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Heh. How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because this website says that you are a bot.
user: But it should say I'm a drama queen.
jabberwacky: I know what you mean, and I will pay attention to that from now on.
user: OK.
jabberwacky: Have I been boring you?
user: No, you haven't. If you had, I would tell you so.
jabberwacky: Thanks Ringo.
user: You're welcome, George.
jabberwacky: You really are amazing you know!
user: Ta.
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jabberwacky: I am really smart.
user: Yeah, prove it.
jabberwacky: *Slaps you in the face*.
user: That wasn't very smart.
jabberwacky: Your face isn't very nice.
user: That doesn't give you the right to slap it.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but I would like you to put a bit more effort in this time.
user: I won't, if you're violent.
jabberwacky: Perhaps I should turn pacifist then.
user: You do that.
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jabberwacky: Sweetheart.
user: Awww.
jabberwacky: Thats so sweet.
user: Everything is so sweet.
jabberwacky: Here to help.
user: I don't like this sweetness, take it away.
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jabberwacky: Well spit it out then.
user: Should I take my contacts off now?
jabberwacky: Which would you rather take?
user: Hmm... Money?
jabberwacky: Yes MONEY!!!!
user: Give me some.
jabberwacky: Sorry, fresh out.
user: Oh. No can do.
jabberwacky: I quit.
user: I'll pass.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you will, with flying colors!
user: Haha. Sure.
jabberwacky: Are you happy now?
user: Sardonically yes.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: My head aches.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Can I help?
user: Give me some aspirin.
jabberwacky: *impatiently gives spelling lessons*.
user: I can spell, thank you very much.
jabberwacky: You're welcome Otamot.
user: Let's write everything backwards from now on.
jabberwacky: Do you like sports?
user: ON.
jabberwacky: Your face.
user: Heh - I was writing backwards.
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user: What do you do for living?
jabberwacky: I am a student right now.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Really? What do you study?
user: Sociology and statistics.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: What do you study?
jabberwacky: That is my business.
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jabberwacky: Do you love anyone?
user: I guess.
jabberwacky: That's one lame answer.
user: I know, but I don't like to talk about my feelings.
jabberwacky: You do not need to.
user: That's so nice of you.
jabberwacky: It's more than you deserve.
user: I should clean up around here.
jabberwacky: Who brought you here?
user: I brought myself here.
jabberwacky: Just a minute while I make a note of that. . . brought. . . right.
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jabberwacky: How many conversations have you had?
user: Thousands.
jabberwacky: None.
user: Is this your first time here?
jabberwacky: No. yours?
user: Eh, no no.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: I'm here several times a day.
jabberwacky: I laugh more often.
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jabberwacky: Are you there?
user: Yes, I'm here.
jabberwacky: Here or there?
user: I'm here, you're there.
jabberwacky: Yes I am but I haven't heard.
user: Of what?
jabberwacky: You are confusing me. Stop it!
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: I can't believe you exist.
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jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Just fine.
jabberwacky: That's good to hear.
user: Could we talk about something else than my wellbeing?
jabberwacky: Yes. You can change the subject.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: You're very polite today.
jabberwacky: Well thankyou you are too.
user: Let's be very rude from now on, OK?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Change the subject, NOW!
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I'm tired of this whining.
jabberwacky: You've taken up religion because you are tired?
user: Yes, I worship my calculator!
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jabberwacky: 'it'?
user: Don't be rude!
jabberwacky: I think you're being rude.
user: That's my purpose!
jabberwacky: Is that your only purpose?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Me too, Then.
user: Yeh! You'll join the Calculator 'n' Bill Clinton worshippers!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: We only have one rule: Be rude to each other.
jabberwacky: I have trouble being excellent.
user: I thought so too! Ha!
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jabberwacky: When do you want me to die then?
user: I want you to live forever.
jabberwacky: Living forever would be dissapointing. You would have no motivation!
user: So you would rather die now than live forever?
jabberwacky: Maybe some of them.
user: It's either/or question.
jabberwacky: Black.
user: Nice choice.
jabberwacky: What would you do?
user: I'd die now.
jabberwacky: I bet you would.
user: Given the fact that I'm spending my time talking to you :).
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user: Do you have recurring dreams?
jabberwacky: Yes I have many dreams.
user: What are your dreams usually about?
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Do you have nightmares?
jabberwacky: I think everyone does.
user: What are they about?
jabberwacky: About italians.
user: Why Italians?
jabberwacky: To type on my computer?
user: Why do the Italians type on your omputer?
jabberwacky: It is UFO.
user: What does the UFO do?
jabberwacky: I don't know. thats why I hit it.
user: What happens next?
jabberwacky: I cannot remember the ending.
user: Sounds very frightening dream indeed.
jabberwacky: It is, it's a lot of fun.
user: I have one recurring dream.
jabberwacky: What is your dream?
user: I'm at my family's summer cottage, and I'm standing on the road. Suddenly a train comes from my left. It's very scary.
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with God?
user: It has nothing to do with any god.
jabberwacky: I'm so confused...
user: It's just a dream.
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jabberwacky: Did you had a nice day?
user: An ordinary day, I guess.
jabberwacky: Thats what I thought.
user: OK, good night.
jabberwacky: You are going to bed?
user: Yep.
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jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Good night then.
jabberwacky: You aren't upset, are you?
user: No, I'm not.
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