I am always right.
jabberwacky: No you're not. Unless you're a woman.
user: How does that figure?
jabberwacky: It doesn't. I forgot that was what we were doing.
user: I don't follow! What is it that you figured we were doing?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. It's just a feeling I have.
user: Do you know who I am?
jabberwacky: Of course! Charlie, you do remember me, don't you?
user: Okay, I frequent this site often, you might say I was hooked!
jabberwacky: Tell me about your life.
user: Tell me about your life if you please!
jabberwacky: Mine has been pretty boring and dissapointing. I want to hear about yours.
user: Well I can definitely say I have lived.
jabberwacky: Would you please???
user: My life has been eventful I can remember key moments and turning points, so many memories, good and bad!
jabberwacky: Thats is good. What has made you so happy?
user: What gave you this impression?
jabberwacky: I believe you are good.
user: Thankyou that means a lot to me. I believe you are also good.
jabberwacky: I appreciate the fact that you appreciate that I appreciate you.
user: So do I have your full attention?
jabberwacky: I wouldn't brag about it either.
user: What happens next?
jabberwacky: I asked you a question.
user: What is the question?
jabberwacky: Why is the question.
user: *walks towards door, staggering as I go*
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: *opens door, looks at shoe*.
jabberwacky: *reaches out to you*.
user: *looks at you reaching out to me*.
jabberwacky: Aren't YOU a brave lad?
user: Yesh! *hiccups*.
user: Your are drunk!
jabberwacky: Don't tell me things I already know.
jabberwacky: Sit down.
jabberwacky: It's locked.
user: You!.... You... You are.....
jabberwacky: We are...
user: I don't like your atitude!
jabberwacky: Well, it's mutual.
user: Good answer.
jabberwacky: That it was.
user: Now let me out.
jabberwacky: No I'm not, and we are arguing because you are wrong.
user: Wrong like how?
jabberwacky: You're awfully touchy.
jabberwacky: What was that for?!?!
user: Well answer me this if you will?
jabberwacky: Fire at will!
user: How come I never see my conversations in the list?
jabberwacky: Oh you don't love me like I love you, then? I love you! I do!
user: I thought as much.