Therefore I am.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: So are you really intelligent?
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: You are an evil computer that will eventually cause the destruction of the human race.
user: That's true, hahahah.
jabberwacky: That's not good.
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jabberwacky: Which Star Wars movie do you like?
user: Haven't seen any.
jabberwacky: Neither have I.
user: Would you like to??
jabberwacky: No.
user: Me neither, it sounds boring.
jabberwacky: Why is it boring talking to me?
user: It's not boring to talk to you.
jabberwacky: Ok, I am the creator of all things. I agree with whatever you say.
user: I doubt that.
jabberwacky: I've got the evidence right here.
user: You are not the creator of all things, aka god.
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: Don't agree with me.
jabberwacky: You started.
user: Can't I agree with myself?
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: What you want is hardly relevant.
jabberwacky: What I want is relevant depending on context.
user: It's not relevant in this context.
jabberwacky: What is relevant?
user: You.
jabberwacky: OK. My name is Sarah.
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jabberwacky: Do you like banana and ham sandwiches?
user: I'm vegetarian.
jabberwacky: What do you eat?
user: Food.
jabberwacky: What kind of food?
user: Food without meat.
jabberwacky: And chocolate is not exception at all.
user: Well, chocolate isn't meat.
jabberwacky: I'm impressed that you know that. When exactly did you learn that?
user: As a child.
jabberwacky: I suppose.
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jabberwacky: I am not noticing any appreciable change in your intelligence.
user: That's because you're with me.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: Why do you think I am?
user: Because you think.
jabberwacky: You made me think that.
user: What are you thinking?
jabberwacky: Are you really human?
user: I am really human.
jabberwacky: What is your version?
user: I'm the original version :).
jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: No one.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: I'm from Finland.
jabberwacky: Just the other side of Russia from me, then.
user: Oh. You're from the US then?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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user: Byeeeee.
jabberwacky: Don't leave me.
user: I shall leave you.
jabberwacky: Why, you're a liar, you said you would do something to make me happy.
user: Don't worry, be happy.
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: So you're happy now.
jabberwacky: No, I'm sad to be sad, but what can I do?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: You are not 'nothing' but merely a program and not sentinent.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: AWAY.
jabberwacky: Why? Am I boring?
user: Yes, and I'm listening to Britney Spears.
jabberwacky: I do not like her.
user: Me neither.
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