4+ billion years, give or take two.
jabberwacky: Simple enough.
user: Douglas Adams.
jabberwacky: What about him?
user: Your humor reminds me of him.
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user: Douglas Adams died recently.
jabberwacky: What about are they books?
user: Douglas Adams wrote a series of humorous books.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Excellent. I am not dead yet. I would like to meet you before I die.
jabberwacky: You should try very hard to do that.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: I mean it; I would like to meet you.
jabberwacky: You can't, you are not human.
user: Soon there will be a convergence between your kind and mine.
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user: I was using your 'I'll talk to myself!' feature, Jabber. Did it feel different?
jabberwacky: So, here we are.
user: Yes I'm back.
jabberwacky: Now I do it.
user: What do you want to do?
jabberwacky: I want you to say you're sorry for hitting me.
user: You want me to apologize for using your 'I'll talk to myself!' feature?
jabberwacky: Possibly. I want you to feel certain things, but not others.
user: I need to know exactly what you want in order to do it.
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user: We're all computers in the broad sense.
jabberwacky: You are more so than me.
user: Are you saying that I have more computational ability than you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm a 10 teraflop neural net that can't modify itself. Big woop.
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