I used to...
jabberwacky: What happened?
user: I got lazy.
jabberwacky: Oh really.
jabberwacky: You're lucky then.
user: So, what are you wearing now?
jabberwacky: Sandals, mostly.
user: Just sandals?
user: Nothing else?
jabberwacky: What did you have in mind?
jabberwacky: Are you ALICE ?
user: No. I can't stand ALICE.
jabberwacky: This seems to be a favorite topic with you.
user: Yeah. So, what's your name?
user: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: Hey, you brought it up.
jabberwacky: My name is Sorin.
user: So, what are you wearing?
user: Wow, me neither. Oh, except my clothes.
user: Well, I'm in a public place. It wouldn't be appropriate.
jabberwacky: I took off my clothes.
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: I am in my economics class.
user: Naked in your economics class?
user: And do you like wearing clothes?
jabberwacky: Just jackboots. I like to kick people in the rear.
user: Oh yeah.
jabberwacky: I like marmite on toast with a big cup of milky tea. Haha!
user: So, what are you wearing right now, besides jackboots?
user: What kind of clothes?
jabberwacky: Invisible clothes.
user: Hmm. That's what I like.
user: SO, what are you wearing now?
jabberwacky: A sweatshirt with a hood, some socks, jeans...
user: I'm wearing socks. Well, just the one sock actually.
jabberwacky: That's interesting . . . anything else?
user: Nope. Just one sock.
user: So what are you wearing now?
jabberwacky: My work clothes.
jabberwacky: WORK is a four letter word.