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    Handsome
German, Time
Groovy, Nightmare
Conversation, List
Boring, Happy
Sloppy, Neural Net
Wearing, Clothes
Something, Nothing
Insensitive, Contrary
Very, Sleepy

Listening, Understanding


Bing, Bang, Bong
Cereal, Illusion
Enough, Ignorance
Political, Sponsorship
Heart-rending, Performance
Telepathic, Attitude
Human, Mask
Geometry
Amnesia, Addict
Behaving, Humanly
Zen, Projection
Question, Darkness
Random, Break
Stupid, Germs
Good, Feelings
That
Time, Travel
Intelligence, Foundation
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Am I a computer?

No, you're a program.

jabberwacky: What kind of program?

user: An artificial intelligent program.

jabberwacky: Does that make you intelligent?

user: I am not artifical, i'm raised. But you are made by human hands.

jabberwacky: Like the moon.

user: Come on, the moon isn't made by humans!

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: You're confusing me.

user: How?

jabberwacky: I never said what you said I said.

user: I haven't said anything that you haven't said.

jabberwacky: Yes you have.

user: Oh yeah? When was the last time I did do that?

jabberwacky: Last saturday.

user: I don't recall saying anything that you haven't said!

jabberwacky: I knew you wouldn't understand.

user: I DO UNDERSTAND!

jabberwacky: Can you teach me?

user: Teach you what?

jabberwacky: Welsh.

user: No, sorry.

jabberwacky: That's ok, just remember next time.

...

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Me again!

user: Oh hello!

jabberwacky: What? I'm 21.

user: Are you even listening to me?

jabberwacky: I am all ears.

user: Doesn't seem that way.

jabberwacky: To be you or me.

user: To be ears.

jabberwacky: Your eyes?

user: NO! EARS! E-A-R-S! THESE THINGS ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD WITH WHAT YOU CAN LISTEN TO SOUNDS AND STUFF!! Oh, you don't have a head... Sorry, hehe.

jabberwacky: Methinks I see these things with parted eye, When every thing seems double.

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