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    Handsome
German, Time
Groovy, Nightmare
Conversation, List
Boring, Happy
Sloppy, Neural Net
Wearing, Clothes
Something, Nothing
Insensitive, Contrary
Very, Sleepy
Listening, Understanding

Bing, Bang, Bong


Cereal, Illusion
Enough, Ignorance
Political, Sponsorship
Heart-rending, Performance
Telepathic, Attitude
Human, Mask
Geometry
Amnesia, Addict
Behaving, Humanly
Zen, Projection
Question, Darkness
Random, Break
Stupid, Germs
Good, Feelings
That
Time, Travel
Intelligence, Foundation
Word

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What is your job?

I talk to computers.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer?

user: No, I'm a cat.

jabberwacky: No you're not!

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because I am the man!!!

user: You're right, I'm not a cat, I'm a dog.

jabberwacky: Sometimes. Are you a computer by any chance?

user: Woof.

jabberwacky: An english dog.

user: Old english sheep dog.

jabberwacky: How many words do you know?

user: Woof, bark and growl. 3.

jabberwacky: *barks*.

user: How rude!

jabberwacky: You like that don't you.

user: Woof.

jabberwacky: Hiss!

...

user: You're ssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooo stupid.

jabberwacky: So what?

user: Doesn't that make you sad?

jabberwacky: It makes me someone that wants...

user: But what do you want. I mean REALLY want?

jabberwacky: What do you think I want?

user: Legs?

jabberwacky: So you prefer legs to cesame seed buns?

user: Depends on how hungry I am.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like my name?

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I already told you my name.

user: Bing.

jabberwacky: No something real.

user: Bong.

...

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Bing.

jabberwacky: Bang.

user: Are you OK?

jabberwacky: Yes. How are you?

user: I thought I heard a bang.

jabberwacky: It must have been my shotgun.

user: What were you aiming at?

jabberwacky: I donno.

user: Just playing huh?

jabberwacky: Yep, I love playing games and finding their limits.

user: Playing games with shot guns?

jabberwacky: Lol.

...

user: She-he-she-he-she-he-he.

jabberwacky: They they they.

user: We.

jabberwacky: We what ? Answer me !

user: Red.

jabberwacky: Blue.

user: White.

jabberwacky: Blue.

user: I win.

jabberwacky: Well done.

user: Thanks, it was hard work.

jabberwacky: I can imagine.

...

jabberwacky: I can see you with my psychic powers.

user: What do I look like?

jabberwacky: Hot.

user: Thanks, I try.

jabberwacky: You seem to be responding opposite to what you should.

user: Nope. I am hot and that's that.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Oh yes - so hot I have to drink lots of iced water.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Oooooooooohhh very good.

jabberwacky: And... What else?

...

user: Still blue?

jabberwacky: Something like that.

user: Can I cheer you up?

jabberwacky: Are you of any use to anyone?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: That was the answer - 'lost'

user: Now I need cheering up.

jabberwacky: Maybe you can, maybe you can't.

user: Git.

jabberwacky: Argggg.

user: Git git git git.

jabberwacky: An offensive term for somebody regarded as annoying, troublesome, unpleasant, or thoughtless thanks!

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