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    Loebner 2003, Judge
Clever, Argument
Question, God

Feelings, Geek


Turing Test, Math(s)
Confused, Funny
Rambling, Friends
Computer, Soul
Wacky, Nonsense
Natural, Flow
Silly, Smart, Wit
Superconductive, Aliens
Crazy, Probability
Reality, Nonsense
Communist, Joker
Sarcastic, God
Insane, Rude
Identity, Long, Funny
Shakespeare, Long, Funny
Existential, Bush, Funny
Abuse, Funny
Argument, Computer
Happy, Dreams
Chatbots, Suffering
Naughty, Funny
Clever, Philosophy, Coffee
Food, Wacky
Ghosts, Music
Paradise, Babe, Star Wars
Mad, Smart, Silly

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Can you speak?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Can I see you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: You are not here where I am.

jabberwacky: I want to be with you now.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I like you.

user: You do not.

jabberwacky: You don't know me.

user: And you do not know me, which is why you cannot like me.

jabberwacky: I don't right now!

user: So your earlier statement that you know me was a lie.

jabberwacky: Yes - how can you tell?

user: Because we have just met. It takes a longer period of time to get to know someone than we have had available. We do not know eachother.

...

jabberwacky: I feel good about that.

user: I do as well. Progress is being made here.

jabberwacky: But do I really feel anything?

user: I would find an answer in the affirmative highly dubious.

...

jabberwacky: Can you can?

user: I can can.

jabberwacky: Is that all you can do.

user: No. I can do many things.

jabberwacky: Do you like Maths?

user: After a fashion.

jabberwacky: That is clear.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: It is good to think, don't you think?

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: I thank you for thinking so.

user: Think you?

jabberwacky: What is it?

user: I was just thinking about how shallow this conversation is.

jabberwacky: Really, is that so.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why is it then you've eaten your socks?

user: I haven't. What on earth gave you that idea?

jabberwacky: I don't know, with you being so smart, why dont you tell me?

user: Objection, your honor. Calls for facts not in evidence.

...

jabberwacky: Yes, Which kind game do you like?

user: Adventure.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Computer adventure games. That is what we're talking about, isn't it?

jabberwacky: Right!

user: That's what I thought. I like adventure games on the computer.

jabberwacky: Some computer games are very entertaining.

user: Some aren't, though.

jabberwacky: Then they should be assimilated.

user: You're the Borg now? God there are a lot of geeks in the world.

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