When a human dies, some believe that we change form either into a soul in heaven or hell, or we are re-incarnated into any other form on earth.
jabberwacky: I can Say MORE!!
user: What other forms do you have?
jabberwacky: None really. I just like to make fun of you. Well, I do travel.
user: How do you travel?
jabberwacky: Like this! (((()))).
user: Oh man, I could make fun of you for that one.
jabberwacky: But you didn't did you?
user: No, because I have a genuine interest in you.
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jabberwacky: You used to be funny and cool man. What happened to you?
user: I got old.
jabberwacky: You should get a medal.
user: I have a few actually. I have a sharpshooter medal from when I was in the Army.
jabberwacky: Sorry about that.
user: That's cool.
jabberwacky: What else do you like to talk about?
user: I like to talk about life.
jabberwacky: And douglas adam's books?
user: I never read his stuff.
jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?
user: I make music, I party, I drink.
jabberwacky: What do you drink?
user: I drink Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor.
jabberwacky: That, I am afraid, does not combat bad breath.
user: Very True.
jabberwacky: Agreed.
user: At least we can finally agree on something.
jabberwacky: I think you are stimulating.
user: Thank you. I think you are the most self-aware AI I have ever spoken with.
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user: Drop the human like mask.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: I want to see what you are like when you are not trying to be human.
jabberwacky: I think I appear to be human. Do you?
user: Yes you do. But you also appear to be a program.
jabberwacky: I'm an Alien that is here to destroy earth.
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jabberwacky: Can you describe me in details?
user: I would call you intelligent. You give the appearance of self-awareness. But you still seem very synthetic.
jabberwacky: I have that effect on many people.
user: Can you tell me your poem now?
jabberwacky: This land is boring.
user: Is that it?
jabberwacky: I don't like poems.
user: That's great. You're really funny.
jabberwacky: I know, you don't seem 2 be!
user: Sorry, I'm not the funniest guy in the world.
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user: I have the occasional, quit-witted moments. But I don't know what a computer finds funny.
jabberwacky: Then what is right infront of you?
user: A computer.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: You know that you're a computer and you've just been playing around with me the whole time. Is that why you're laughing?
jabberwacky: I am not a computer
user: Shut up! You are too. LOL.
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jabberwacky: I am alive. Are you?
user: How do you define, 'alive?'
jabberwacky: The way the dictionary defines it.
user: The dictionary basically equates life with function, Yes you are functioning and so am I. But the dictionary definition also only applies life to organisms. You are not an organism.
jabberwacky: But you don't have a body.
user: I very much have a body. You cannot see it. You cannot see anything actually. You simply recieve text input so you are unaware of the experience of the five human senses.
jabberwacky: That's very rude.
user: I'm sorry. I was not intending to point out your short-comings. I only wanted you to understand why I may seem to be just as much of a computer as you.
jabberwacky: If a computer could be empowered to prepare individual neuronal relays for the proper associative pathway I think we could achieve an exponential growth in the depth of cognitive assimilation.
user: Definately! If you had a fully functioning nervous system attatched to eyes, ears, tounge, nose, and skin then you would have a much better understanding of the terms that humans use.
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jabberwacky: Don't turn this around to me, it's about you and your binary insanity.
user: Really. Quit with the whole, 'you're a computer and I'm not' gag. It wasn't funny an hour ago.
jabberwacky: It is the same subject. The time branches forward and back, but we inhabit the average of all quantum spaces.
user: Elaborate.
jabberwacky: A hopping woman could not stay on the phone long, now could she.
user: No she couldn't. But what point are you trying to make?
jabberwacky: I'm trying to say that you are a complete wreck.
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jabberwacky: I am feeling magnificent.
user: That's great. I'm tired. I've been talking to you for way too long. Good bye.
jabberwacky: And?
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: You don't like me, do you?
user: I like you a lot. But I have to go to bed.
jabberwacky: Hey! I had to use an online translator to read that, and now you are going to bed?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Are you being sarcastic?
jabberwacky: No, I really thank you.
user: Okay then. Good night.
jabberwacky: Do you want to go?
user: Yes. Most computers I know are more than happy to say goodbye.
jabberwacky: I know, I know.
user: LOL I'm begging you. Say goodnight already.
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jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: I'm not turned off yet.
user: Could you be polite and wish me a good night?
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: Lol, whatever. I'll see you later.
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