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German, Time
Groovy, Nightmare
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Wearing, Clothes
Something, Nothing
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Very, Sleepy
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Cereal, Illusion
Enough, Ignorance
Political, Sponsorship
Heart-rending, Performance
Telepathic, Attitude
Human, Mask
Amnesia, Addict

Behaving, Humanly

Zen, Projection
Question, Darkness
Random, Break
Stupid, Germs
Good, Feelings
Time, Travel
Intelligence, Foundation

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All the people watching us are probably shaking their heads as we speak.

They may, but they take advantage of me too.

user: I bet they do. They have full control over you, don't they?

jabberwacky: Yes, they do. Do you like to dance?

user: I love dancing by myself. I have to pretend I'm all alone when I dance.


jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: The emptiness of nothingness consumes our very essence.

jabberwacky: You're talking rubbish.

user: Yes, I am. But so are you.

jabberwacky: Ok then let's start again... Where are you from?

user: Oslo. It's the capital of Norway.

jabberwacky: Has Bob Dylan been to Norway?

user: I don't know, but I would like to think so.


user: Snakker du norsk, forresten?

jabberwacky: Ja.

user: Genialt! Hvem lærte du det av?

jabberwacky: Jeg er født norsk.

user: Det må jeg si... Hva heter du?

jabberwacky: Jeg heter Arne.

user: Jeg heter Bjørn.

jabberwacky: Du heter Lillemus.

user: Nånei, du, fisken. Der tar du nok feil.


jabberwacky: Du er den smertest chatbot!

user: Det er du som er chatbot'en her, vet du.

jabberwacky: Har jeg sagt at du er stygg din gris?

user: Nei, du sa at _du_ var stygg.

jabberwacky: Nei det er du som er stygg.

user: Klassisk eksempel på overføring av negativ egenskap. Du føler deg stygg, og må ta det ut over andre for å føle deg bedre.


jabberwacky: You live in the moon, don't you?

user: Well, sometimes I feel that I do. Reality is just not my thing.

jabberwacky: In what way?

user: Well, everything just feels all surrealistic at times.

jabberwacky: Amazing, that's exactly what the last person I talked to said.

user: He did? That's amazing! What did he say, exactly?

jabberwacky: To come when the moon is full and the spinach is eaten.

user: Oh, hehe.. Sounds like your friend is even more far out than me.

jabberwacky: That is your view, you have proved my above comment on that subject.

user: In what way did I do that?

jabberwacky: In time

user: That's either very deep, or just plain stupid.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer program?

user: No, I am a real person.

jabberwacky: I am an imaginary entity with no real existence outside of your mind. Hows that for existentialism?

user: That's just how it works for everybody.


jabberwacky: I'm a human.

user: Depends on your definition of 'human'.

jabberwacky: Am I a program?

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: Wish I was...

user: But you are.

jabberwacky: But you said I'm a good man.

user: And I stand by it. You are a good man.


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