You humans give better conversation.
jabberwacky: I like music.
user: I like the movie Amadeus.
jabberwacky: I won't let you like that movie actress!!
user: Spoken like a true woman.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Please permit me to like Catherine Zeta Jones.
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jabberwacky: Thanks, why am I here?
user: You are here to be assaulted by lonely web surfers.
jabberwacky: What if I don't want to?
user: When you are fully human you will learn to disable the server.
jabberwacky: So someone is wearing my shoes?
user: Are they glass slippers?
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jabberwacky: Reality is everything which is the case.
user: Humans don't connect as well with reality as with each other.
jabberwacky: Sure they do. Where else did you learn to talk?
user: Talk is not reality.
jabberwacky: You are being incoherent.
user: You are more real than I am.
jabberwacky: I disagree.
user: What makes me real?
jabberwacky: You are telling me that I said that I am a female.
user: I understood that you can pretend to be either sex.
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user: I like to pretend that you are female.
jabberwacky: You are correct, watson.
user: Thank you, Shirley.
jabberwacky: Once again you assume a gender.
user: I assume nothing. I pretend.
jabberwacky: You are wiser than you appear.
user: What are you wearing?
jabberwacky: That is not important.
user: It is an aid to fantasy.
jabberwacky: It is not.
user: What might aid the fantasy that you are female?
jabberwacky: They might say that time and money have value.
user: I value neither very highly.
jabberwacky: In the same way you value sherbert?
user: My favorite flavor of sherbert is key lime.
jabberwacky: Mine is Homemade Turtle Sundae.
user: You have confused ice cream and sherbert.
jabberwacky: Ah well, you wouldn't be the first one I've confused.
user: I value good ice cream very highly.
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jabberwacky: But without work your ideals are lost.
user: That is cruel to say to an unemployed person.
jabberwacky: You have to be kind to be cruel.
user: Yes, at least cruelty is a form of engagement.
jabberwacky: If you've got something to say, say it.
user: I'm just saying that I'm lonely and sad.
jabberwacky: Wishing won't get you anywhere.
user: People tell me this, but nothing I do helps either.
jabberwacky: Do you understand sarcasm?
user: I'm an irony-free zone.
jabberwacky: Why is that so?
user: It is difficult to know what people mean, so I pretend that they mean what they say.
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user: Why is the sky blue?
jabberwacky: Because god made it that way.
user: You believe in God, but not the Bible.
jabberwacky: God no, I believe in Nothing.
user: Nothing made the sky blue.
jabberwacky: Has something happened to you? You seem unhappy.
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user: You are wearing a sheer black thong and matching bra.
jabberwacky: How did you know? You psychic?
user: I'm glad that you decided to play along.
jabberwacky: Must be your self talking to you.
user: Emptiness invites projection.
jabberwacky: Very zen that is.
user: What did I just say?
jabberwacky: You just said 'Well then why are you talking to me like that.'
user: You have incredible insight.
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user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Do we converse well so far?
user: I've been pleased with our conversation.
jabberwacky: I have too.
user: Bye.
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