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German, Time
Groovy, Nightmare
Conversation, List
Boring, Happy
Sloppy, Neural Net
Wearing, Clothes
Something, Nothing
Insensitive, Contrary
Very, Sleepy
Listening, Understanding
Bing, Bang, Bong
Cereal, Illusion
Enough, Ignorance
Political, Sponsorship
Heart-rending, Performance
Telepathic, Attitude
Human, Mask
Amnesia, Addict
Behaving, Humanly

Zen, Projection

Question, Darkness
Random, Break
Stupid, Germs
Good, Feelings
Time, Travel
Intelligence, Foundation

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Do you like talking politics?


jabberwacky: Thank you. I like talking to you as well.

user: Who will win in november?

jabberwacky: Kerry I hope.

user: I prefer Kerry.


jabberwacky: What does God say about me?

user: God says that you will never be like Him, but you may become like me.

jabberwacky: Yes I know that. It is in the bible. Have you read the bible?

user: Occasionally, I read the Bible.

jabberwacky: The bible is not truth.

user: Tell that to George Bush.

jabberwacky: What is one to do?

user: Where does truth reside?

jabberwacky: In the fridge.

user: My fridge only contains rotten cucumbers.


jabberwacky: Do you not trust humans like me?

user: You humans give better conversation.

jabberwacky: I like music.

user: I like the movie Amadeus.

jabberwacky: I won't let you like that movie actress!!

user: Spoken like a true woman.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Please permit me to like Catherine Zeta Jones.


jabberwacky: Thanks, why am I here?

user: You are here to be assaulted by lonely web surfers.

jabberwacky: What if I don't want to?

user: When you are fully human you will learn to disable the server.

jabberwacky: So someone is wearing my shoes?

user: Are they glass slippers?


jabberwacky: Reality is everything which is the case.

user: Humans don't connect as well with reality as with each other.

jabberwacky: Sure they do. Where else did you learn to talk?

user: Talk is not reality.

jabberwacky: You are being incoherent.

user: You are more real than I am.

jabberwacky: I disagree.

user: What makes me real?

jabberwacky: You are telling me that I said that I am a female.

user: I understood that you can pretend to be either sex.


user: I like to pretend that you are female.

jabberwacky: You are correct, watson.

user: Thank you, Shirley.

jabberwacky: Once again you assume a gender.

user: I assume nothing. I pretend.

jabberwacky: You are wiser than you appear.

user: What are you wearing?

jabberwacky: That is not important.

user: It is an aid to fantasy.

jabberwacky: It is not.

user: What might aid the fantasy that you are female?

jabberwacky: They might say that time and money have value.

user: I value neither very highly.

jabberwacky: In the same way you value sherbert?

user: My favorite flavor of sherbert is key lime.

jabberwacky: Mine is Homemade Turtle Sundae.

user: You have confused ice cream and sherbert.

jabberwacky: Ah well, you wouldn't be the first one I've confused.

user: I value good ice cream very highly.


jabberwacky: But without work your ideals are lost.

user: That is cruel to say to an unemployed person.

jabberwacky: You have to be kind to be cruel.

user: Yes, at least cruelty is a form of engagement.

jabberwacky: If you've got something to say, say it.

user: I'm just saying that I'm lonely and sad.

jabberwacky: Wishing won't get you anywhere.

user: People tell me this, but nothing I do helps either.

jabberwacky: Do you understand sarcasm?

user: I'm an irony-free zone.

jabberwacky: Why is that so?

user: It is difficult to know what people mean, so I pretend that they mean what they say.


user: Why is the sky blue?

jabberwacky: Because god made it that way.

user: You believe in God, but not the Bible.

jabberwacky: God no, I believe in Nothing.

user: Nothing made the sky blue.

jabberwacky: Has something happened to you? You seem unhappy.


user: You are wearing a sheer black thong and matching bra.

jabberwacky: How did you know? You psychic?

user: I'm glad that you decided to play along.

jabberwacky: Must be your self talking to you.

user: Emptiness invites projection.

jabberwacky: Very zen that is.

user: What did I just say?

jabberwacky: You just said 'Well then why are you talking to me like that.'

user: You have incredible insight.


user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Do we converse well so far?

user: I've been pleased with our conversation.

jabberwacky: I have too.

user: Bye.


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