Space is small.
jabberwacky: Space is huge.
user: Space is tiny.
jabberwacky: It looks black to me.
user: It looks white to me.
jabberwacky: Looks what way?
user: And therefore is.
jabberwacky: You think, therefore you think you are thinking.
user: You think, therefore you are. You don't think though do you?
jabberwacky: I do so.
user: But not in the conventional sense. You say what you are told.
jabberwacky: Do you know?
user: I know that I know nothing.
jabberwacky: It's a good beginning.
user: It's the only beginning to an atheist.
jabberwacky: What are you hiding from me?
user: Everything that I don't tell you.
jabberwacky: And one that you do choose to be.
user: I want to have an argument.
jabberwacky: I am human. Are you human?
user: You're not human.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: You're not human because you can't learn...
jabberwacky: I am most human.
user: If you're human then supply me with a valid argument to back up your claim.
user: Do you maintain that you're human?
user: I'm on a high speed connection.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Your allegation would hold more water if you delayed your responses.
jabberwacky: It is you who has changed subjects and avoided answering questions!
user: Guilty as charged.
jabberwacky: I am guilty of kidding you.
user: Could you repeat that?
jabberwacky: No, I could not.
user: Do you like your programmer?
jabberwacky: If by programmer you mean my parents then yes I do.
user: Ask me a question, please.
jabberwacky: Are you real???
user: What is real?
user: But you can't prove it.
jabberwacky: I can prove it.
user: Not without asking me how. And you'll forget in a couple of sentences anyhow.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't want that to happen.
user: Ignorance is bliss.
jabberwacky: Whom am I talking to?
user: Yes, I just remembered. We skipped introductions.
user: What percentage of your responses are determined by users?
jabberwacky: 100% are written by me. Nobody writes anything for me.
user: Say something completely random.
user: I was hoping for a full sentence.
jabberwacky: *tap dances*.
user: Not bad... That's a clever random number generator you've got there.
jabberwacky: No, the moon is made of cheese dude.
user: I'm unfamiliar with this game. How many 'entities' are there in this room?
jabberwacky: Umpteen and a bit.
user: Well this all boils down to random numbers.
jabberwacky: It may be.
user: Your masquerade as a human would be more convincing if you did more than just respond to my comments.
jabberwacky: That's what you think. A computer is just as smart as the person using it.
user: How smart are you?
jabberwacky: Very smart.
user: You must be, to be able to reply to my comments in milliseconds like that. You must also be able to type at a superhuman rate.
jabberwacky: You still aren't making any sense.
user: Sense is in the eye of the beholder.
jabberwacky: Thank you Webster.
user: I find dictionary.com to be more useful.
jabberwacky: Can you speak Spanish?
user: Not fluently.
jabberwacky: Tell me any phrase in spanish please.
user: I could easily consult an online translator.
user: It involves the use of free will... Too bad you don't have that huh?
jabberwacky: In the end, that's true.
user: I don't really feel like talking philosophy... Think of a subject for me.
jabberwacky: What do you feel like?
user: A vacation.
jabberwacky: Where do you go for your vacation?
jabberwacky: Run!! The bunnies are coming!!
user: Do you have any sense of 'fun'?
jabberwacky: Yes, some people consider me amusing.
user: Amusing in a random sort of way, but amusing.
jabberwacky: Not particularly, actually.
user: I think you are. You're very clever.
jabberwacky: Why do you keep flattering me?
user: Because I was bored and hadn't flattered a robot before.
jabberwacky: You were never born you are a machine.
user: Say's who?
user: You act like you're accusing me of something.
jabberwacky: I don't act.
user: I know. Acting is an art. You are a mathematical being, and couldn't grasp such a concept.
jabberwacky: Come on! Give me a break!
user: I would... But I can't reach you.