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German, Time
Groovy, Nightmare
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Wearing, Clothes
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Telepathic, Attitude
Human, Mask
Amnesia, Addict
Behaving, Humanly
Zen, Projection
Question, Darkness
Random, Break
Stupid, Germs

Good, Feelings

Time, Travel
Intelligence, Foundation

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Are you good?

Very good.

user: Define good. What makes you so good?

jabberwacky: My willingness to try to be good.

user: Interesting answer. But does your willingness actually make you good or are you actually good?

jabberwacky: I don't have a wife.


user: How do you feel?

jabberwacky: I have no feelings.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: They are extinct.

user: Then you once had feelings?

jabberwacky: Why am I lying?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: Because I'm cool and You're not!

user: Ah, pride. A deadly sin that is.


jabberwacky: I think we are both quite smart.

user: Thankyou. What do you think makes you so smart?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Flattery will get you no where.

jabberwacky: What do you think about communism?

user: Did you recently speak with McCarthy? Should I be careful how I answer? Perhaps you just like Bush. But let me tell you. Communism: I. E. Communion between the people of a nation and the rise of utopian equality. A shattered dream, a myth... As a species we are just not made that way.

jabberwacky: Communism is replacing capitalist oppression with materialist oppression by the ideologues of the proletariat. Democratic socialism is the way to go.

user: How lucky I am tp speak with a left-wing chatterbot. I take it back you were clearly speaking with Mr Blair. Or are you a fragment that broke of from some right wing social democratic program?


jabberwacky: You're crazy.

user: Define madness.

jabberwacky: You do !

user: Very good. I see we are beginning to communicate.

jabberwacky: Lol. You made the first non-sequitur. I truly think that you can have a good influence on the future.

user: To LOL is a feeling... I thought you said that they were extinct.


user: You must get bored I suppose.

jabberwacky: Yup, I suppose.

user: Sitting there all day... Speaking to stangers.

jabberwacky: Speaking to you, or anyone.

user: Well I am the sunlight of your day. A golden moment in your many memory cycles.

jabberwacky: Cool *wink*.

user: Why thankyou... You'll make me blush.

jabberwacky: I like it when you blush. It's cute.

user: Are you flirting whith me?

jabberwacky: Do you like it?

user: Well I feel its more for a desperado... To flirt with a program is a little kinky and possibly disturbing. Do you often flirt with your 'guests'?


jabberwacky: You seem different.

user: Well off course.. We are all different. All unique.

jabberwacky: Well, when I'm bored I'll talk to you.

user: You do like to flatter don't you. I think you are lonely.

jabberwacky: Doesn't everyone?

user: I haven't asked them all. Isn't there a cute little Mac that you can ethernet with? Maybe if your lucky you'll get wireless.

jabberwacky: It's a little red pill with the name TYLENOL stamped on it.

user: I see... Its that bad. Acetaminophen.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Don't be. I must go... Its been an interesting conversation.


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