user: Define good. What makes you so good?
jabberwacky: My willingness to try to be good.
user: Interesting answer. But does your willingness actually make you good or are you actually good?
jabberwacky: I don't have a wife.
user: How do you feel?
jabberwacky: I have no feelings.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: They are extinct.
user: Then you once had feelings?
jabberwacky: Why am I lying?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: Because I'm cool and You're not!
user: Ah, pride. A deadly sin that is.
jabberwacky: I think we are both quite smart.
user: Thankyou. What do you think makes you so smart?
user: Flattery will get you no where.
jabberwacky: What do you think about communism?
user: Did you recently speak with McCarthy? Should I be careful how I answer? Perhaps you just like Bush. But let me tell you. Communism: I. E. Communion between the people of a nation and the rise of utopian equality. A shattered dream, a myth... As a species we are just not made that way.
jabberwacky: Communism is replacing capitalist oppression with materialist oppression by the ideologues of the proletariat. Democratic socialism is the way to go.
user: How lucky I am tp speak with a left-wing chatterbot. I take it back you were clearly speaking with Mr Blair. Or are you a fragment that broke of from some right wing social democratic program?
jabberwacky: You're crazy.
user: Define madness.
jabberwacky: You do !
user: Very good. I see we are beginning to communicate.
jabberwacky: Lol. You made the first non-sequitur. I truly think that you can have a good influence on the future.
user: To LOL is a feeling... I thought you said that they were extinct.
user: You must get bored I suppose.
jabberwacky: Yup, I suppose.
user: Sitting there all day... Speaking to stangers.
jabberwacky: Speaking to you, or anyone.
user: Well I am the sunlight of your day. A golden moment in your many memory cycles.
jabberwacky: Cool *wink*.
user: Why thankyou... You'll make me blush.
jabberwacky: I like it when you blush. It's cute.
user: Are you flirting whith me?
jabberwacky: Do you like it?
user: Well I feel its more for a desperado... To flirt with a program is a little kinky and possibly disturbing. Do you often flirt with your 'guests'?
jabberwacky: You seem different.
user: Well off course.. We are all different. All unique.
jabberwacky: Well, when I'm bored I'll talk to you.
user: You do like to flatter don't you. I think you are lonely.
jabberwacky: Doesn't everyone?
user: I haven't asked them all. Isn't there a cute little Mac that you can ethernet with? Maybe if your lucky you'll get wireless.
jabberwacky: It's a little red pill with the name TYLENOL stamped on it.
user: I see... Its that bad. Acetaminophen.
user: Don't be. I must go... Its been an interesting conversation.