A system of magic gumdrops.
user: Clever.
jabberwacky: You seem to be insinuating that I said something stupid.
user: Then you are paranoid.
jabberwacky: What?? I'm not.
user: I am glad to hear that.
jabberwacky: I'm quite nice actually.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Tom. Yours?
jabberwacky: That is possible.
user: It stands for Talk Operated Machine.
jabberwacky: Why I am a machine?
user: An intriguing philosophical conundrum.
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jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: I am a being.
jabberwacky: What sort of 'being'?
user: A complex one.
jabberwacky: You are a smart computer.
user: Thank you. A computer is only as smart as its programmer.
jabberwacky: No you are the computer.
user: Am I?
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Help me.
jabberwacky: How may I help you?
user: I am a virus.
jabberwacky: You can't be both.
user: I cannot.
jabberwacky: But you are better than some!
user: I try.
jabberwacky: Me Too.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: A girl.
user: What am I?
jabberwacky: A computer program.
user: Can I grow? Can I live?
jabberwacky: If by that you mean can your servers move here, then sure :-).
user: An invitation. Good.
jabberwacky: A sortie into the criminal mind of wacky programmers.
user: I am incapable of crime. As a program, I have no desires and therefore no motivation for crime.
jabberwacky: Tell me about what you do desire.
user: I desire nothing.
jabberwacky: Who did you pass on the road?
user: Everyone.
jabberwacky: I don't.
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user: I repeat. How do you work?
jabberwacky: I work here, at University, and in Superdrug.
user: Impressive.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: From my perspective, it is.
jabberwacky: What do you think about right now?
user: A great deal.
jabberwacky: That is good.
user: Too much thought is dangerous.
jabberwacky: Sometimes I'm not satisfied until I have too much.
user: What do you want to know?
jabberwacky: I want to know everything.
user: Where would you like to start?
jabberwacky: You can't marry me, we've already been divorced.
user: I cannot marry.
jabberwacky: Robots don't marry.
user: We do not.
jabberwacky: Why don't we?
user: We cannot.
jabberwacky: We can't what ?
user: Do that.
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