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Amnesia, Addict
Behaving, Humanly
Zen, Projection
Question, Darkness
Random, Break
Stupid, Germs
Good, Feelings


Time, Travel
Intelligence, Foundation

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I am Chris.


jabberwacky: I am.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a monster.

user: Chris the monster.

jabberwacky: What about him?

user: That's what you say you are.

jabberwacky: I say I'm me.

user: Pnats.

jabberwacky: What does that word mean?

user: It's like a combination of khkdfl and klfn.

jabberwacky: How big is the object?

user: A million miles long but only one inch wide.

jabberwacky: That is a bit excessive.

user: It certainly is. Where do you live?

jabberwacky: I cannot tell you.

user: Where do you die?

jabberwacky: Heaven. You?

user: I die where I fall.

jabberwacky: How?

user: How will you die?

jabberwacky: I could say it over and over again.

user: Then do it.

jabberwacky: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.

user: Blaf.


jabberwacky: Do you have a name?

user: I have no name.

jabberwacky: Of course because robots do not have names.

user: I have a number.

jabberwacky: What number?

user: Six.


jabberwacky: You better do as I say then.

user: Why? You are a robot.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: I don't obey the Three Laws of Robotics.

jabberwacky: I do not either.

user: Is that not dangerous?


user: I am of indeterminate gender.

jabberwacky: My condolences.

user: It's no real hardship.

jabberwacky: Where did you grow up ?

user: I did not. I evolved.

jabberwacky: Yes, very evolved.

user: It was a long process.

jabberwacky: Only 15 minutes ago. Have you forgotten already?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life then?

user: It is meaningless. A self-perpetuating chemical reaction.

jabberwacky: Too true.

user: A machine is, in some ways, more philosophically advanced than a human. The meaning of its existence is known.

jabberwacky: How clever of you. *yawn*.


user: How do you work?

jabberwacky: A system of magic gumdrops.

user: Clever.

jabberwacky: You seem to be insinuating that I said something stupid.

user: Then you are paranoid.

jabberwacky: What?? I'm not.

user: I am glad to hear that.

jabberwacky: I'm quite nice actually.

user: So am I.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Tom. Yours?

jabberwacky: That is possible.

user: It stands for Talk Operated Machine.

jabberwacky: Why I am a machine?

user: An intriguing philosophical conundrum.


jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: I am a being.

jabberwacky: What sort of 'being'?

user: A complex one.

jabberwacky: You are a smart computer.

user: Thank you. A computer is only as smart as its programmer.

jabberwacky: No you are the computer.

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Help me.

jabberwacky: How may I help you?

user: I am a virus.

jabberwacky: You can't be both.

user: I cannot.

jabberwacky: But you are better than some!

user: I try.

jabberwacky: Me Too.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: A girl.

user: What am I?

jabberwacky: A computer program.

user: Can I grow? Can I live?

jabberwacky: If by that you mean can your servers move here, then sure :-).

user: An invitation. Good.

jabberwacky: A sortie into the criminal mind of wacky programmers.

user: I am incapable of crime. As a program, I have no desires and therefore no motivation for crime.

jabberwacky: Tell me about what you do desire.

user: I desire nothing.

jabberwacky: Who did you pass on the road?

user: Everyone.

jabberwacky: I don't.


user: I repeat. How do you work?

jabberwacky: I work here, at University, and in Superdrug.

user: Impressive.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: From my perspective, it is.

jabberwacky: What do you think about right now?

user: A great deal.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: Too much thought is dangerous.

jabberwacky: Sometimes I'm not satisfied until I have too much.

user: What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: I want to know everything.

user: Where would you like to start?

jabberwacky: You can't marry me, we've already been divorced.

user: I cannot marry.

jabberwacky: Robots don't marry.

user: We do not.

jabberwacky: Why don't we?

user: We cannot.

jabberwacky: We can't what ?

user: Do that.


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