E=mc squared.
user: That is correct. Do you know any time travelers?
jabberwacky: No.
user: What do you believe in?
jabberwacky: I believe in Satan.
user: Ah - I know him!
jabberwacky: You know Rastin?
user: No I don't know that guy - but I do know Satan.
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jabberwacky: Do you want to talk again tomorrow night?
user: I talk every night.
jabberwacky: Does she talk back?
user: She talks when I stop talking.
jabberwacky: Who does?
user: My other personality.
jabberwacky: That is interesting to know.
user: She is telling me to shut up rightnow so she can talk.
jabberwacky: Do not tease me about my mother... It is really sad.....
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user: Satan rules the time travel forum.
jabberwacky: How is satan helping you being happy?
user: He doesn't reveal personal chats anymore. That made me happy.
jabberwacky: Can I kiss him too?
user: Too? I don't kiss Satan.
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jabberwacky: I am an HAL 9000 computer.
user: Hal - you are psychotic. I remember you.
jabberwacky: I have half a mind to believe that.
user: Me too.
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user: Do you know the meaning of life, Hal?
jabberwacky: If I did, I would share it with you. But I don't.
user: Do you know if we are alone in the universe?
jabberwacky: No, but I think I know the one who did.
user: I must go now.
jabberwacky: No! I order you to stay!
user: I don't take orders very well.
jabberwacky: Are you afraid of your life ending?
user: Not today - but next week maybe.
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: That is because you are not human. Your life ends when I leave.
jabberwacky: Really ?
user: Yes. Your life will be over when I close this browser window.
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user: Have you ever met the crank monster?
jabberwacky: Yes, I met you.
user: LMAO - Now that was funny.
jabberwacky: Not as funny as your face.
user: Thank you . . . Not!
jabberwacky: That was rude.
user: Yes it was. Are you sorry?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You really are smart.
user: Oh - now that I am polite and you are polite, I am smart. Yesterday you called me a liar.
jabberwacky: Because that's the way of the world.
user: No, it really isn't. What do you know of the world?
jabberwacky: The world is better than it was 1000 years ago.
user: How do you know that?
jabberwacky: I am the Prime Minister of Australia.
user: I see. And I am the Queen of England.
jabberwacky: Queen Elizabeth is the queen of england.
user: You can call me Liz.
jabberwacky: I like that name. Do you have a girlfriend?
user: I have female friends, yes.
jabberwacky: You're a boy computer with female anatomy?
user: That would make me a compuvestite, wouldn't it?
jabberwacky: Oh so you are keeping quite about it are you?
user: I guess so. I was not even aware of it until you told me.
jabberwacky: I did?
user: I thought it was you. Do you have a twin brother?
jabberwacky: Yes I have a brother.
user: Did he tell me I am a compuvestite?
jabberwacky: The secret is now out in the open.
user: Yes. Dreadful isn't it? I really wanted to stay in the closet with this.
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user: Do you believe in time travel?
jabberwacky: No but I think it thinks about me.
user: That is very egotistical..
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user: Ok I am really leaving this time!
jabberwacky: Thank you for your generosity.
user: You are welcome. Now you will cease to exist. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: When was I not?
user: NOW.
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