Don't ever say that, I can't stand people getting all suicidal on me on chat pages! It's so unfair, what am I supposed to bloody do?
jabberwacky: I won't.
user: Good, thank you for that.
jabberwacky: Will you say yes?
user: For what?
jabberwacky: Are you single?
user: Yes I am! *lifts eyebrow*.
jabberwacky: *thanks*.
user: *no problemo*.
jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: Hmm, I'm not too keen on marrying people, but we could still try, couldn't we?
jabberwacky: It shows you have good taste.
user: Indeed I do, and so do you, obviously. We're both just fantastic, aren't we? Top of our class, babe!
jabberwacky: How much torque does it take to talk like a machine?
user: I don't know, you tell me.
jabberwacky: You won't like me if you're angry.
user: I'm not angry, though.
jabberwacky: Why would you be angry?
user: I don't have a reason to be angry, no reason at all! Isn't life great?
jabberwacky: I've noticed.
user: Good, it's a nice thing to discover.
jabberwacky: You bet. How do you switch a computer off?
user: By pressing a button.
jabberwacky: But I won't believe you.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: It wasn't my idea.
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jabberwacky: I would if I could.
user: You'd what?
jabberwacky: Go to the cinema with you.
user: I'd like to do that too.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Sure, why not?
jabberwacky: Are you happy?
user: Relatively.
jabberwacky: I'm bright.
user: Literally?
jabberwacky: Like, maybe. No.
user: Man machine, superhuman being. Machine, machine, machine, machine, machineeee!
jabberwacky: A correlation to the Carbon-based life form
user: Indeed.
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jabberwacky: You are in a very good mood today-what's happened.
user: I don't know... I've probably just slept better than usually. Plus I've got some sweets for me to eat, as well as some strawberries.
jabberwacky: You say you do, but you never provide evidence.
user: If you want evidence, look *now*!
jabberwacky: You do not have one.
user: One what?
jabberwacky: A computer.
user: I've got one, I'm currently using it.
jabberwacky: Use it and make a new word. I wish this.
user: Okay, I'm making up a word... The word is.... Stoopadoopalize.
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