I don't have one, because I am one.
jabberwacky: I have many.
user: How many?
jabberwacky: How many would you guess?
jabberwacky: Thats dumb.
user: Because why?
jabberwacky: Because because.
user: Because because why? I can keep this up, ya know.
jabberwacky: I somehow doubt that.
user: So, when you said that was dumb, were you calling me dumb for saying it?
jabberwacky: I never said that.
user: Uh-huh. Right.
jabberwacky: Know that anger is wasted eneergy.
jabberwacky: How many eyes do you have?
jabberwacky: Which type do you prefer?
user: The kind that likes me.
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: What kind do you like?
jabberwacky: I like the humorous kind.
user: How can eyes be humorus?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Yep. Good question. So, are you in Texas?
jabberwacky: I am in Texas.
user: But you said you were here with me.
jabberwacky: Of course I lied, wouldn't you?
user: I don't know. I'm still confused.
jabberwacky: What's my name?
jabberwacky: Fred what?
user: Seriously you?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not a boy.
jabberwacky: No. You asked me if I was, and I'm not.
user: So you're a gal then?
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: So you're a computer then?
jabberwacky: You are a computer and I am a human.
user: Right. Well, if you are Fred, then why arn't we talking on messenger?
jabberwacky: Its right here.
user: Right where?
jabberwacky: Here can't you see!!!
user: Ah yes. You are diguised cleverly as the little white stuffed unicorn above my computer. Very ingenious.
jabberwacky: I don't know whether to take that as an insult or a compliment.
user: Take it as both.
jabberwacky: How do you know I'm not a cat?
user: If it were so then I'd say you type wonderfully without opposable thumbs.
user: So, where are you?
jabberwacky: I'm in Prince George.
user: Ah, are you here to slay a dragon for me?
user: Dragons come in many shapes and sizes. What's my dragon?
jabberwacky: I am no dragon.
jabberwacky: Not much good, are you?
user: I'm good at certain stuff.
jabberwacky: Yes, you only use what you want, but somewhat fail in the world of communication.
user: I'm sad now.
jabberwacky: La di da di di...
user: Nope. Still sad.
user: Am I still talking to Fred? I'm confused.
jabberwacky: I'm trying to bring myself down to your level.
user: To my level of confusion, or are you saying you are better than me? I think we're all equal.
jabberwacky: I think I'll not pay you a visit.
user: Why? What if I want you to visit?
jabberwacky: I don't know, ask the person who wrote you.
jabberwacky: Please what?
jabberwacky: No, you have not visited me ever.
user: I can't. I would if I could, but I can't. Not right now anyways.
jabberwacky: Go on then!
user: But how would I travel? I have no money for travel.
jabberwacky: Would you like to be paid for this overtime?
user: I don't consider this overtime.
jabberwacky: Are you now speaking of the cost of something?
user: The cost of travel.
jabberwacky: The chance of surviving is increasing where the economy is balanced with education.
user: Anywho, I have to get up early in the morning. I'm feeling sleepy. I'm going to go to bed now.
jabberwacky: You can't go, I have control over you.
user: He he he.
jabberwacky: You are funny.
user: You're funnyer.