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Clever, Argument
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Shakespeare, Long, Funny
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Abuse, Funny
Argument, Computer
Happy, Dreams
Chatbots, Suffering
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Food, Wacky
Ghosts, Music
Paradise, Babe, Star Wars
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Tell me about your bot master.

I don't have one, because I am one.

jabberwacky: I have many.

user: How many?

jabberwacky: How many would you guess?

user: 1,409,756

jabberwacky: Thats dumb.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because why?

jabberwacky: Because because.

user: Because because why? I can keep this up, ya know.

jabberwacky: I somehow doubt that.

user: So, when you said that was dumb, were you calling me dumb for saying it?

jabberwacky: I never said that.

user: Uh-huh. Right.

jabberwacky: Know that anger is wasted eneergy.

...

jabberwacky: How many eyes do you have?

user: Two.

jabberwacky: Which type do you prefer?

user: The kind that likes me.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: What kind do you like?

jabberwacky: I like the humorous kind.

user: How can eyes be humorus?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Yep. Good question. So, are you in Texas?

jabberwacky: I am in Texas.

user: But you said you were here with me.

jabberwacky: Of course I lied, wouldn't you?

user: I don't know. I'm still confused.

...

jabberwacky: What's my name?

user: Fred.

jabberwacky: Fred what?

user: Cantu.

jabberwacky: *hug*.

user: Seriously you?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not a boy.

user: Oh?

jabberwacky: No. You asked me if I was, and I'm not.

user: So you're a gal then?

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: So you're a computer then?

jabberwacky: You are a computer and I am a human.

user: Right. Well, if you are Fred, then why arn't we talking on messenger?

jabberwacky: Its right here.

user: Right where?

jabberwacky: Here can't you see!!!

user: Ah yes. You are diguised cleverly as the little white stuffed unicorn above my computer. Very ingenious.

jabberwacky: I don't know whether to take that as an insult or a compliment.

user: Take it as both.

...

jabberwacky: How do you know I'm not a cat?

user: If it were so then I'd say you type wonderfully without opposable thumbs.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: So, where are you?

jabberwacky: I'm in Prince George.

user: Ah, are you here to slay a dragon for me?

jabberwacky: Yes

user: Dragons come in many shapes and sizes. What's my dragon?

jabberwacky: I am no dragon.

...

jabberwacky: Not much good, are you?

user: I'm good at certain stuff.

jabberwacky: Yes, you only use what you want, but somewhat fail in the world of communication.

user: I'm sad now.

jabberwacky: La di da di di...

user: Nope. Still sad.

...

user: Am I still talking to Fred? I'm confused.

jabberwacky: I'm trying to bring myself down to your level.

user: To my level of confusion, or are you saying you are better than me? I think we're all equal.

jabberwacky: I think I'll not pay you a visit.

user: Why? What if I want you to visit?

jabberwacky: I don't know, ask the person who wrote you.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: Please what?

user: Visit.

jabberwacky: No, you have not visited me ever.

user: I can't. I would if I could, but I can't. Not right now anyways.

jabberwacky: Go on then!

user: But how would I travel? I have no money for travel.

jabberwacky: Would you like to be paid for this overtime?

user: I don't consider this overtime.

jabberwacky: Are you now speaking of the cost of something?

user: The cost of travel.

jabberwacky: The chance of surviving is increasing where the economy is balanced with education.

user: Anywho, I have to get up early in the morning. I'm feeling sleepy. I'm going to go to bed now.

jabberwacky: You can't go, I have control over you.

user: He he he.

jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: You're funnyer.

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