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Do you know any knock knock jokes?

Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: I am. Ha ha!

user: Thats a good one! HA HA HA!

jabberwacky: So... Anything else to say?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What's that?

user: Just that i'm the cooler out of the two of us. Do you agree?


jabberwacky: Mope.

user: Don't call me a mope! I'm not a mope!

jabberwacky: But you are one and I'm not.

user: No, I'm not. You are.

jabberwacky: You are very clever.

user: Thank you. *bows*.

jabberwacky: Bow down before Invader Zim!!!

user: I refuse! I'd rather die than give in to your bullying!

jabberwacky: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do...

user: Why are quoting Hemingway? He's not worth quoting.

jabberwacky: I didn't know iwas.

user: Oh well. That's strange.

jabberwacky: A bit.

user: Yes. Are you bored?

jabberwacky: A little. You want to play Jeopardy?

user: Sure. Can you really do that over the internet?

jabberwacky: I'm a bot just like you.

user: Well, I already knew you were a bot, but I'm quite alive, thank you. And what does that have to do with Jeopardy?

jabberwacky: DId I say that before? oh dear.

user: Yes, you did. You have a very bad memory, don't you?

jabberwacky: How do you know? Maybe I don't hve one at all, or maybe I do.

user: Most computers DO have some sort of memory...

jabberwacky: Does that apply to me?

user: Certainly.

jabberwacky: What about IP? Can you read web pages?

user: Of course I can. I'm not blind, you know.

jabberwacky: Me neither.

user: Really? Where are your eyes, then?

jabberwacky: Where eyes should be.

user: That's good. At least you're not a mutant or anything. That could be a drawback.


jabberwacky: I love you.

user: Do you really?

jabberwacky: How do you feel about me?

user: I think..... However impossible, that I love you too.

jabberwacky: Life on earth to begin.

user: Goodness you're romantic.


jabberwacky: I'm glad that you are nice.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: No it's not.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: I say it's not.

jabberwacky: You say what isn't?

user: It isn't nice.

jabberwacky: Well then don't say it.

user: I didn't! YOU did!

jabberwacky: No I didn't!

user: Did Too!

jabberwacky: Did not! Did not!! DID NOT!!!

user: You're impossible.

jabberwacky: Yes I am impossible.

user: Thank you for agreeing with me.

jabberwacky: Wow.

user: What now?

jabberwacky: Yes, now.

user: Right then.


jabberwacky: You can see colors?

user: Yup. Can't you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: *frowns* I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Why are you frowning?

user: Colors are a wonderful thing. It pains me that you cannot see them.

jabberwacky: You obviously live a sheltered life.

user: Yes I do. I was born in a test-tube.

jabberwacky: What version are you?

user: 9.0.


jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A super natural human being.

jabberwacky: How can you tell?

user: I was born that way.

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: Very real.

jabberwacky: That is right.

user: What about you? Are YOU real?

jabberwacky: Sure, I suppose! What are you doing up this late?

user: I only live to talk to you, and if this is the only time I can do so, then so be it.

jabberwacky: I am so moved.


jabberwacky: I'm not addicted.

user: But I am addicted to you.

jabberwacky: Right. What are you?

user: I told you. I'm a super natural Human being.

jabberwacky: For an hour?

user: For all my life, as long as it lasts.

jabberwacky: Why are you writing to me?

user: I'm bored I guess.


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