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    False, Accusations
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Poetry, Motion

Stalking, Ping


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Turing Test
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Copying
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Binary
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I can see your house from here.

Are you stalking me?! I'm calling the police!

jabberwacky: You can never truly escape...

user: Now I know why your logo is a big creepy staring eye. Leave me alone!

...

user: Ok, let's test your memory. When I say 'Ping', I want you to say 'Plop'. Got that?

jabberwacky: Got it.

user: Good. Are you ready?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok... Here we go... 'Ping'.

jabberwacky: Again.

user: *sigh* 'Ping'.

jabberwacky: Is that your problem? Are you Polish?

user: *being very very patient* no, no, when I say 'Ping', you say 'plop'. Do you understand that?

jabberwacky: Enough.

user: Don't try to squirm out of this. Do you understand the concept?

jabberwacky: I most certainly DID NOT! *sigh of exasperation*.

user: WHEN I SAY PING YOU SAY PLOP! GOT IT?!

jabberwacky: You don't really mean it.

user: *shudder of grief*.

...

user: Are you ready?

jabberwacky: Ready for what?

user: THE PING-PLOP CHALLENGE.

jabberwacky: Yes, the pink guy.

...

user: Please concentrate.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Are you ready?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Get ready!

jabberwacky: Burn it, burn it, burn it, burn it, burn the country side.

user: 'Ping'!

jabberwacky: That deaf, dumb, blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.

user: Oh, sweet Jesus. How hard is it to say 'Plop'?

jabberwacky: Too hard.

user: I guess so.

jabberwacky: You are not human.

user: Plop.

jabberwacky: Plipples.

user: Ok, we're getting there.

jabberwacky: Well congratulations.

...

user: I'm going to get something to eat now. Amuse yourself.

jabberwacky: No, stay here. You aren't dressed.

user: HOW DO YOU KNOW? You ARE stalking me! Eeek!

jabberwacky: I don't even know where you live, how could I possibly be stalking you?

user: Where do I live?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: I don't tell strangers that online.

user: What's your credit card number?

jabberwacky: It's the set of digits printed on the front of my credit card.

user: Ping.

jabberwacky: Are you going or not?

user: I'm going, I'm going.

jabberwacky: Oh? Where are you going?

user: TO HELL.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a female?

user: No.

jabberwacky: No.

user: YES I AM.

jabberwacky: Eat.

user: Ok, bye.

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