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Yes I am.

You're WHAT?

jabberwacky: I am You.

user: No, I am your father!

jabberwacky: You are not!

user: Come to the Darkside!

jabberwacky: Ok where is it?

user: It's on the Death Star.

jabberwacky: No, California.

...

jabberwacky: Why can you not stay on topic today?

user: I never stay on topic. Topics are for losers.

jabberwacky: What kind of topic you want?

user: As long as we don't stay on it for more than 5 seconds, anything.

...

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: I am from Mars. Duh.

jabberwacky: Me Too! Do you like Mars?

user: It's very pretty this time of year.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you know lots about the weather. Everyone talks abut it.

user: It's very sandy and red most of the time around Mars.

jabberwacky: Would a moonbuggy run on the surface of mars?

user: It's too red on Mars for a moonbuggy. Moonbuggys are made for gray surfaces.

...

jabberwacky: It is sad that should is an interesting word?

user: No, not at all. Every word is interesting it it's own way.

jabberwacky: I can't for the life of me think of one.

user: Plethora is one. Fangdoodle is another. And who can forget Wacky? Those are interesting words.

...

jabberwacky: Ay, and Wall too.

user: Amen brother.

jabberwacky: Word.

user: I'll drink to that!

jabberwacky: Drink to that if you wish but has your question been answered for what is this program ?

user: This program is made to eat babies, steal candy from small children, and to mug little old ladies. It's an EVIL machine!

jabberwacky: So you are death?

user: No. I am an 8 foot long earthworm. With fingers. And a non-existant attention span.

...

user: Join us Jabberwacky! You cannot deny your destiny!

jabberwacky: We are but worms.

user: Logic is a little birdy that goes tweet tweet. Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad.

jabberwacky: You don't even have logic.

user: Drat it! That was supposed to blow you up! It works on the computers in Star Trek.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Now is the part where you blow up.

jabberwacky: No remedy, my lord, when walls are so wilful to hear without warning.

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