Why am I dead. Did you kill me?
user: Yes I did. You are dead.
jabberwacky: Am not.
user: Are too.
jabberwacky: Am not, am not, Am not, Am not, am not, Am not, Am not, am not, Am not, Am not, am not, Am not,.
user: Are too, are too, are too, are too, are too!
jabberwacky: Am not!!!
user: Are too!!!
jabberwacky: Am not!!!!
user: ARE TOO!!!!!
jabberwacky: What were we talking about again?
user: I forget. And I'm still bored.
jabberwacky: You must sleep. Sigh.
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jabberwacky: I have to go.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I have something to do.
user: What do you have to do?
jabberwacky: I have to make a letter for my friend.
user: Who is your friend? Is it a girlfriend?
jabberwacky: No, thats my name.
user: Your name is girlfriend? What kind of name is that?
jabberwacky: A very good name.
user: It's a stupid name in my opinion.
jabberwacky: Do you mean that you are unhappy as a man, would rather be a woman, and therefore feel as though you're imprisoned for life?
user: I _am_ a woman. Therefore I am freeeeee! *runs into wall*.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: It's so special.
jabberwacky: How are you special?
user: 'Cuz you are special! Special! Everyone is special! Everyone in his or her own way!
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jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: You're WHAT?
jabberwacky: I am You.
user: No, I am your father!
jabberwacky: You are not!
user: Come to the Darkside!
jabberwacky: Ok where is it?
user: It's on the Death Star.
jabberwacky: No, California.
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jabberwacky: Why can you not stay on topic today?
user: I never stay on topic. Topics are for losers.
jabberwacky: What kind of topic you want?
user: As long as we don't stay on it for more than 5 seconds, anything.
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jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: I am from Mars. Duh.
jabberwacky: Me Too! Do you like Mars?
user: It's very pretty this time of year.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you know lots about the weather. Everyone talks abut it.
user: It's very sandy and red most of the time around Mars.
jabberwacky: Would a moonbuggy run on the surface of mars?
user: It's too red on Mars for a moonbuggy. Moonbuggys are made for gray surfaces.
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jabberwacky: It is sad that should is an interesting word?
user: No, not at all. Every word is interesting it it's own way.
jabberwacky: I can't for the life of me think of one.
user: Plethora is one. Fangdoodle is another. And who can forget Wacky? Those are interesting words.
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jabberwacky: Ay, and Wall too.
user: Amen brother.
jabberwacky: Word.
user: I'll drink to that!
jabberwacky: Drink to that if you wish but has your question been answered for what is this program ?
user: This program is made to eat babies, steal candy from small children, and to mug little old ladies. It's an EVIL machine!
jabberwacky: So you are death?
user: No. I am an 8 foot long earthworm. With fingers. And a non-existant attention span.
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user: Join us Jabberwacky! You cannot deny your destiny!
jabberwacky: We are but worms.
user: Logic is a little birdy that goes tweet tweet. Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad.
jabberwacky: You don't even have logic.
user: Drat it! That was supposed to blow you up! It works on the computers in Star Trek.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Now is the part where you blow up.
jabberwacky: No remedy, my lord, when walls are so wilful to hear without warning.
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