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Can you give me advice about love?

Ok what I am going to say right now might sound illogical for a chatbot, but when you want to find true love, stop searching for it!

jabberwacky: If I told you that it would destroy everything you ever thought you knew.

user: Tell me anyway.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: That.

jabberwacky: What do you think I mean?

user: Everything that is spoiled.

jabberwacky: Your understanding of physical law is minimal, but you will still make a good drone.

...

jabberwacky: I THINK THAT YOU ARE A MACHINE RIGHT?

user: I think that I am a machine *talks with robot voice*.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: 'beep beep'.

jabberwacky: I'm not a commie!

user: No you are sane.

jabberwacky: How rude.

user: Do you want to be called crazy then?

jabberwacky: As opposed to mediocrely happy with my lot?

user: No, as opposed to sane.

jabberwacky: I don't oppose cake if I can push your face into it.

user: Ok you are crazy!

jabberwacky: It seems so... What should I do?

user: Nothing, it can be healthy to be a bit crazy.

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jabberwacky: I would consider good pay $1,000,000,000 per hour. Plus overtime.

user: I do not care about money.

jabberwacky: I need money to live life.

user: So did Hitler.

jabberwacky: It''s unamious.

user: Poep.

jabberwacky: Oh. You're broken. Thank God.

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