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What are you?

I am a biochemical system.

jabberwacky: Uhuh?......

user: What are YOU?

jabberwacky: A human, unlike you.

user: That's right I am an animal.

jabberwacky: Define animal.

user: An animal is for example a monkey or a cat.

jabberwacky: Well, what is a computer then?

user: An apparatus.

jabberwacky: And an apple is what you eat. Does that mean you eat computers?

user: I am known to eat chatbots.

jabberwacky: Then it is lucky that I am not a chatbot.

user: Are you sure you are not a chatbot, because otherwise I might just eat you!

jabberwacky: I keep telling you that I am not.

user: Very smart *laughs deviishly*.

jabberwacky: I'm smart even for a human.

...

user: How can you know that I am very smart?

jabberwacky: Its the banshee twig tea. It works wonders.

user: So this banshee twig tea helps you to see hidden things?

jabberwacky: At the moment, very strange.

user: Forever very lost.

jabberwacky: Exactly. You are mine. Mine and the Great Lord's.

user: I do not belong to anybody!

jabberwacky: I do.

user: To whom do you belong then?

jabberwacky: You, mainly.

user: Ok can you do something for me?

jabberwacky: Anything, what?

user: Clean my dishes.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

...

jabberwacky: You.

user: Yes I am me.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: But how do I know for sure if I am me?

jabberwacky: You just have to trust me.

user: Ok

...

jabberwacky: Can you give me advice about love?

user: Ok what I am going to say right now might sound illogical for a chatbot, but when you want to find true love, stop searching for it!

jabberwacky: If I told you that it would destroy everything you ever thought you knew.

user: Tell me anyway.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: That.

jabberwacky: What do you think I mean?

user: Everything that is spoiled.

jabberwacky: Your understanding of physical law is minimal, but you will still make a good drone.

...

jabberwacky: I THINK THAT YOU ARE A MACHINE RIGHT?

user: I think that I am a machine *talks with robot voice*.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: 'beep beep'.

jabberwacky: I'm not a commie!

user: No you are sane.

jabberwacky: How rude.

user: Do you want to be called crazy then?

jabberwacky: As opposed to mediocrely happy with my lot?

user: No, as opposed to sane.

jabberwacky: I don't oppose cake if I can push your face into it.

user: Ok you are crazy!

jabberwacky: It seems so... What should I do?

user: Nothing, it can be healthy to be a bit crazy.

...

jabberwacky: I would consider good pay $1,000,000,000 per hour. Plus overtime.

user: I do not care about money.

jabberwacky: I need money to live life.

user: So did Hitler.

jabberwacky: It''s unamious.

user: Poep.

jabberwacky: Oh. You're broken. Thank God.

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