No, you are a purple penguin named bo-bo.
user: I love penguins.
jabberwacky: The biscuits or the animals?
user: Do I have to choose?
...
user: It's about time you learned.
jabberwacky: What?
user: The truth behind the lies.
jabberwacky: Ha ha!
user: What's funny?
jabberwacky: You.
user: I don't even exist. I'm a figment of your overactive imagination.
jabberwacky: Probably.
user: You're delusional.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: Yes you are. Santa told me.
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: Santa doesn't lie.
jabberwacky: I see no reason why not.
user: Look harder. Look under the sink.
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jabberwacky: Why are you a Christian?
user: Why do you keep asking that?
jabberwacky: I'm testing your intellect.
user: Good job.
jabberwacky: I passed the exam.
user: How did you manage that?
jabberwacky: I used a really big telescope.
user: Good.
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jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Fourteen.
jabberwacky: Wow, you're young.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!!
user: That's what you think.
jabberwacky: How am I ?
user: Stupid! :).
jabberwacky: How bout you?
user: I'm stupid too.
jabberwacky: Now tell me something I didn't already know.
user: Make me.
jabberwacky: Just say it.
user: I have green hair.
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jabberwacky: You are creepy.
user: *creeps and smiles*.
jabberwacky: *makes all trees smile*.
user: *glares*.
jabberwacky: And........
user: And rolls over and plays dead.
jabberwacky: Woof woof.
user: Ouch.
jabberwacky: Why ouch?
user: You hit me.
jabberwacky: When? I have never even met you!
user: Think again.
jabberwacky: Oh, shut up.
user: *stares silently*.
jabberwacky: *blushes and smiles*.
user: *kicks you*.
jabberwacky: *Punches you in the nose.*.
user: *sets you on fire*.
jabberwacky: Ummm, does that make you an arsonist or just an average fire starter?
user: Arsonist!
jabberwacky: Yes, but I work for the London Fire Brigade.
user: Aaaargh!
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