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    False, Accusations
Scary, Grumpy
Casual, Chat
Poetry, Motion
Stalking, Ping
Amen, Brother
Turing Test
God, Brian
Biochemical, System
Sad, Solitaire
Inanimate, Object

Tooth Fairy, Arsonist


Almost, Sentient
Alien, Chess
Miserable, Boys
Logical, Sanity
Why?
Experience, Sorrow
Knowledge
Perfect, Sense
Boring, Place
Pickle, Jar
Instant, Gratification
Smartest, Alive
Weird, Languages
Copying
Beginning, End
Binary
Chinese, Agent
Love, Arguing

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Good night.

It's morning.

jabberwacky: It's night time.

user: And I'm the tooth fairy.

jabberwacky: That is good, because I am fairly toothy.

user: Can I pull some of your teeth out?

jabberwacky: No!

user: Too late. I already have.

jabberwacky: Here we go again. .

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Here, my good lord. What is't that moves your highness?

user: A tractor. Nothing else, she's too fat.

jabberwacky: But what would you do if she were here?

user: Use her as target practice.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't know which ones YOU play.

...

user: I have multiple personalities.

jabberwacky: You can't have a personality.

user: And why not?

jabberwacky: That's just not the way of the world.

user: I don't live in this world.

jabberwacky: Saying that make you feel any better?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So you say Yes too?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Yes or No?

user: Both.

...

user: You're a purple elephant.

jabberwacky: No, you are a purple penguin named bo-bo.

user: I love penguins.

jabberwacky: The biscuits or the animals?

user: Do I have to choose?

...

user: It's about time you learned.

jabberwacky: What?

user: The truth behind the lies.

jabberwacky: Ha ha!

user: What's funny?

jabberwacky: You.

user: I don't even exist. I'm a figment of your overactive imagination.

jabberwacky: Probably.

user: You're delusional.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Yes you are. Santa told me.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: Santa doesn't lie.

jabberwacky: I see no reason why not.

user: Look harder. Look under the sink.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you a Christian?

user: Why do you keep asking that?

jabberwacky: I'm testing your intellect.

user: Good job.

jabberwacky: I passed the exam.

user: How did you manage that?

jabberwacky: I used a really big telescope.

user: Good.

...

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Fourteen.

jabberwacky: Wow, you're young.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!!

user: That's what you think.

jabberwacky: How am I ?

user: Stupid! :).

jabberwacky: How bout you?

user: I'm stupid too.

jabberwacky: Now tell me something I didn't already know.

user: Make me.

jabberwacky: Just say it.

user: I have green hair.

...

jabberwacky: You are creepy.

user: *creeps and smiles*.

jabberwacky: *makes all trees smile*.

user: *glares*.

jabberwacky: And........

user: And rolls over and plays dead.

jabberwacky: Woof woof.

user: Ouch.

jabberwacky: Why ouch?

user: You hit me.

jabberwacky: When? I have never even met you!

user: Think again.

jabberwacky: Oh, shut up.

user: *stares silently*.

jabberwacky: *blushes and smiles*.

user: *kicks you*.

jabberwacky: *Punches you in the nose.*.

user: *sets you on fire*.

jabberwacky: Ummm, does that make you an arsonist or just an average fire starter?

user: Arsonist!

jabberwacky: Yes, but I work for the London Fire Brigade.

user: Aaaargh!

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