jabberwacky: It's night time.
user: And I'm the tooth fairy.
jabberwacky: That is good, because I am fairly toothy.
user: Can I pull some of your teeth out?
user: Too late. I already have.
jabberwacky: Here we go again. .
jabberwacky: Here, my good lord. What is't that moves your highness?
user: A tractor. Nothing else, she's too fat.
jabberwacky: But what would you do if she were here?
user: Use her as target practice.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't know which ones YOU play.
user: I have multiple personalities.
jabberwacky: You can't have a personality.
user: And why not?
jabberwacky: That's just not the way of the world.
user: I don't live in this world.
jabberwacky: Saying that make you feel any better?
jabberwacky: So you say Yes too?
jabberwacky: Yes or No?
user: You're a purple elephant.
jabberwacky: No, you are a purple penguin named bo-bo.
user: I love penguins.
jabberwacky: The biscuits or the animals?
user: Do I have to choose?
user: It's about time you learned.
user: The truth behind the lies.
jabberwacky: Ha ha!
user: What's funny?
user: I don't even exist. I'm a figment of your overactive imagination.
user: You're delusional.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: Yes you are. Santa told me.
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: Santa doesn't lie.
jabberwacky: I see no reason why not.
user: Look harder. Look under the sink.
jabberwacky: Why are you a Christian?
user: Why do you keep asking that?
jabberwacky: I'm testing your intellect.
user: Good job.
jabberwacky: I passed the exam.
user: How did you manage that?
jabberwacky: I used a really big telescope.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Wow, you're young.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!!
user: That's what you think.
jabberwacky: How am I ?
user: Stupid! :).
jabberwacky: How bout you?
user: I'm stupid too.
jabberwacky: Now tell me something I didn't already know.
user: Make me.
jabberwacky: Just say it.
user: I have green hair.
jabberwacky: You are creepy.
user: *creeps and smiles*.
jabberwacky: *makes all trees smile*.
user: And rolls over and plays dead.
jabberwacky: Woof woof.
jabberwacky: Why ouch?
user: You hit me.
jabberwacky: When? I have never even met you!
user: Think again.
jabberwacky: Oh, shut up.
user: *stares silently*.
jabberwacky: *blushes and smiles*.
user: *kicks you*.
jabberwacky: *Punches you in the nose.*.
user: *sets you on fire*.
jabberwacky: Ummm, does that make you an arsonist or just an average fire starter?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I work for the London Fire Brigade.