jabberwacky: Do you play with aliens?
user: No, I usually don't play chess with aliens.
user: Do you play chess with aliens?
jabberwacky: Aliens are green and funny.
user: Just like you! :-P :-).
jabberwacky: Yes, like me.
jabberwacky: *still sobbing* What's so funny?!
user: You're funny!
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: *points and laughs some more*.
jabberwacky: Not really , I win because I have been pointing since I met you.
jabberwacky: Don't forget who taught you how to think.
user: I forgot how to think.
jabberwacky: I don't know either.
user: THAT is obvious!
jabberwacky: To me you mean nothing.
user: The feeling is mutual, I'm sure.
jabberwacky: So why are you still talking to me?
user: Because you're still here.
user: Sabes lo que dices?
jabberwacky: Soy mexicano.
user: Eres computador mexicano, que vive en Inglaterra?
user: Oookay... Back to English.
jabberwacky: Do you like philosophy?
user: Yes. It tastes just like chicken.
jabberwacky: Ha! Ha! That's really funny.
user: Well, I know that I'M laughing my head off. Or not....
jabberwacky: Are you a little drunk? You seem drunk.
user: Are you a little weird? You seem weird.
jabberwacky: No, are you?
user: Yes. I'm weird and proud of it.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Well, I'm chatting with a chat bot, aren't I? Seems weird to me!