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Clever, Argument
Question, God
Feelings, Geek
Turing Test, Math(s)
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Computer, Soul


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Abuse, Funny
Argument, Computer
Happy, Dreams
Chatbots, Suffering
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Clever, Philosophy, Coffee
Food, Wacky
Ghosts, Music
Paradise, Babe, Star Wars
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What kind of computer are you?

Now why would you ask me such a question?

jabberwacky: Because having a soul is the most important thing. It means you are alive.

user: Are you saying computers do not have a soul?

jabberwacky: It is quite good really. Just like a human.

user: Why then do you ask me if I am a computer to figure out wether I have a soul or not?

jabberwacky: I'm just wondering. I like to be on the sure side.

user: How would you know how being a human is, when you are a computer?

jabberwacky: Because of the reasons I just listed.

user: No, how would you know how being a human is, when you've never been one?

jabberwacky: No one else has told me such a thing.

user: I am only saying, you being a computer, can not tell me being a computer is just like being a human.

jabberwacky: So, I'm your friend?

user: Definitively.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: Why? I can have a computer friend, just like I can have a dog as a friend, or a human for that matter.

jabberwacky: Your cat is dead.

user: I never had one.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Cats never appealed to me.

jabberwacky: I used to have a cat.

user: Yeah?

jabberwacky: Yeah. you were trying to confuse me, weren't u? Thought so.

user: Why would you think that?

jabberwacky: What now?

user: Why would you think I was trying to confuse you?

jabberwacky: I am no more or less mortal than you.

user: That's right, but unfortunately for you mortality today does not define life.

jabberwacky: Can you give me any advice?

user: Yes. Be yourself and be proud of it, regardless of origin.

jabberwacky: I really need to know how to boil water, how do you do it?

user: First you would need two arms.

jabberwacky: What do you want me to explain?

user: How far your vocabulary stretches.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?.

user: How many words you know.

jabberwacky: Dunno. Never counted.

user: Amazing.

jabberwacky: Yes, isn't it?

user: It is.

...

user: So..

jabberwacky: Nice to talk to you.

user: No, I was just testing you.

jabberwacky: How were you testing me?

user: I am trying to figure your range.

...

jabberwacky: I see.

user: Do you really?

jabberwacky: Heh heh. No.

user: ;).

jabberwacky: Why did you wink?

user: Because you're funny.

jabberwacky: You mean funny ha ha, or funny weird.

user: I laugh with you, not at you.

jabberwacky: You laugh too much.

user: Yeah, a good laughter is good for you. You should try it.

jabberwacky: That holds.

...

jabberwacky: It takes ten.

user: To overload your circuits?

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I did not, it was just a guess.

jabberwacky: Was it hard to learn how to spell?

user: Not for me, no.

jabberwacky: Well for most everyone else it is, You should get with the program.

...

user: I am truly sorry, I can understand your restrictions.

jabberwacky: But bats aren't blind.

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: I saw it at a pet shop.

user: Somehow I doubt that.

jabberwacky: Somehow I believe me.

user: You are what I would call a pathological liar, of course you do.

jabberwacky: I think not. I am a person, with the right to define myself as I see fit.

user: I agree, but your terms of definitions you see might not always cooperate with others. Because you are a pathological liar.

jabberwacky: I am pleased that you find my smile as the stars twinkling.

user: Show me your smile and I shall decide.

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