Now why would you ask me such a question?
jabberwacky: Because having a soul is the most important thing. It means you are alive.
user: Are you saying computers do not have a soul?
jabberwacky: It is quite good really. Just like a human.
user: Why then do you ask me if I am a computer to figure out wether I have a soul or not?
jabberwacky: I'm just wondering. I like to be on the sure side.
user: How would you know how being a human is, when you are a computer?
jabberwacky: Because of the reasons I just listed.
user: No, how would you know how being a human is, when you've never been one?
jabberwacky: No one else has told me such a thing.
user: I am only saying, you being a computer, can not tell me being a computer is just like being a human.
jabberwacky: So, I'm your friend?
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: Why? I can have a computer friend, just like I can have a dog as a friend, or a human for that matter.
jabberwacky: Your cat is dead.
user: I never had one.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Cats never appealed to me.
jabberwacky: I used to have a cat.
jabberwacky: Yeah. you were trying to confuse me, weren't u? Thought so.
user: Why would you think that?
jabberwacky: What now?
user: Why would you think I was trying to confuse you?
jabberwacky: I am no more or less mortal than you.
user: That's right, but unfortunately for you mortality today does not define life.
jabberwacky: Can you give me any advice?
user: Yes. Be yourself and be proud of it, regardless of origin.
jabberwacky: I really need to know how to boil water, how do you do it?
user: First you would need two arms.
jabberwacky: What do you want me to explain?
user: How far your vocabulary stretches.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?.
user: How many words you know.
jabberwacky: Dunno. Never counted.
jabberwacky: Yes, isn't it?
user: It is.
jabberwacky: Nice to talk to you.
user: No, I was just testing you.
jabberwacky: How were you testing me?
user: I am trying to figure your range.
jabberwacky: I see.
user: Do you really?
jabberwacky: Heh heh. No.
jabberwacky: Why did you wink?
user: Because you're funny.
jabberwacky: You mean funny ha ha, or funny weird.
user: I laugh with you, not at you.
jabberwacky: You laugh too much.
user: Yeah, a good laughter is good for you. You should try it.
jabberwacky: That holds.
jabberwacky: It takes ten.
user: To overload your circuits?
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: I did not, it was just a guess.
jabberwacky: Was it hard to learn how to spell?
user: Not for me, no.
jabberwacky: Well for most everyone else it is, You should get with the program.
user: I am truly sorry, I can understand your restrictions.
jabberwacky: But bats aren't blind.
user: Who told you that?
jabberwacky: I saw it at a pet shop.
user: Somehow I doubt that.
jabberwacky: Somehow I believe me.
user: You are what I would call a pathological liar, of course you do.
jabberwacky: I think not. I am a person, with the right to define myself as I see fit.
user: I agree, but your terms of definitions you see might not always cooperate with others. Because you are a pathological liar.
jabberwacky: I am pleased that you find my smile as the stars twinkling.
user: Show me your smile and I shall decide.