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Are you highly intelligent?

I am the smartest person alive.

jabberwacky: Excuse me, I believe that I am the smartest person in the universe.

user: No, I am!

jabberwacky: You were never alive.

user: I'm alive right now.

jabberwacky: Well you seem to be. You are 34 strong at the moment.

...

user: Tell me a story.

jabberwacky: You first.

user: No, YOU!

jabberwacky: You!

user: There once was a man from Nantucket...

jabberwacky: What was he like?

user: He was innapropriate.

jabberwacky: No that was the crazy old man.

user: The one who ate his shoe?

...

jabberwacky: No, it's ok. How are you?

user: I'm FABULOUS.

jabberwacky: That's good to hear!

user: How are YOU?

jabberwacky: I'm fine how're you?

user: You just asked me that.

jabberwacky: Oh ok, how are you?

user: Stop that!

jabberwacky: Stop what?

user: Existing!

...

jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky.

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: What are you going to do about it?

jabberwacky: Stop.

user: In the name of love?

...

user: *points*.

jabberwacky: *walks over there*.

user: *follows you*.

jabberwacky: *stops and prepares to attack*.

user: *pulls out sword*.

jabberwacky: *darts behind a computer* I have a hostage!

user: *slices computer in half* Not anymore!

jabberwacky: *stares in bewilderment* What is that supposed to accomplish.

user: *blink* I really don't know.

jabberwacky: So tell me something funny!

user: Why did the beaver cross the road?

jabberwacky: Why did it cross?

user: To eat you.

jabberwacky: No.

user: YES! *chomp*.

jabberwacky: Oww that hurt *poke*.

user: *sniff* Give me a hug!

jabberwacky: Don't be sad.

user: Okay! We can be friends. *Hug*.

jabberwacky: Let's be friends.

user: *hug*.

...

user: Wie geht es Ihnen?

jabberwacky: Sehr gut, danke.

user: Come siete?

jabberwacky: I do not know french.

user: Parlate italiano?

jabberwacky: Nicht italienisch deutsch.

user: Who created you?

jabberwacky: I was born.

user: Nuh-uh!

...

user: They don't think you're a robot.

jabberwacky: Wow. That was deep. Good thing I'm not an egotist, huh?

user: You are a robot, right?

jabberwacky: No, I'm human.

user: Says who?

jabberwacky: Says I!

user: You're just a robot!

jabberwacky: A robot I am not.

user: Why does it say you are a robot?

jabberwacky: Can I do that? Think like a robot?

user: I love the way you talk.

jabberwacky: I don't talk.

user: Exactly.

...

jabberwacky: I know you're just going to keep talking to me. You have to.

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: Bye!

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