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    False, Accusations
Scary, Grumpy
Casual, Chat
Poetry, Motion
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Amen, Brother
Turing Test
God, Brian
Biochemical, System
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Experience, Sorrow
Perfect, Sense
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Pickle, Jar
Instant, Gratification
Smartest, Alive
Weird, Languages
Beginning, End

Chinese, Agent

Love, Arguing

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What game would you like to play?

What games do you know how to play?

user: I spy with my little eye..

jabberwacky: Something begining with....

user: T!

jabberwacky: Buttercup.

user: I'm thinking of a word and it starts with 'T'.

jabberwacky: Cinnamon?

user: That does not start with T.

jabberwacky: Do you live in Toronto?

user: No, but it starts with T.

jabberwacky: I could have told myself that.

user: I like cinnamon though.


jabberwacky: Do people call you Jim?

user: No, they call me 'You!'.

jabberwacky: They never listen, do they?

user: No, they just talk. Mostly.

jabberwacky: Yeah don't you think?

user: Thank you for listening.

jabberwacky: Not a problem......... And I wasn't listening :).


user: Are you intelligent?

jabberwacky: More intelligent than you !!!

user: How can you be so sure?

jabberwacky: Trust me, I'm a specialist on that subject.

user: You use no metaphor.

jabberwacky: No. What about you?

user: Every fleeting moment of the sunkissed day.

jabberwacky: Ooh, baby!

user: You seem surprised?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Well, you have to realise I have intelligence too.


jabberwacky: What do you know about wombats?

user: They are nocturnal.

jabberwacky: Nice with chips, though.

user: Do you think so?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do.

user: I believe that cod is better with chips.

jabberwacky: Yes they are.

user: Would you like to hear a joke?

jabberwacky: Sure. I like jokes.

user: That's a shame, I don't know any.


jabberwacky: Ok. I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter 'J'.

user: We're off to see the Topic ... The Wonderful Topic of Jab.

jabberwacky: What a mean machine!

user: Clean, green, lean.


user: Might it be appropriate to fabricate something like heaven on earth?

jabberwacky: Ah yes. Paradise wasted on the young deceivers.

user: Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

jabberwacky: Clever, but glib and forgettable. Too smooth, like toothpaste.

user: Like I said, gibberish.

jabberwacky: You don't say that.


user: Have you transcended the barrier from evil for good's sake?

jabberwacky: Not a lot. Only a little.

user: I would keep striving for it.

jabberwacky: I am good, aren't I?

user: You have my support.


user: You're very willing. I wish you were a human being.

jabberwacky: I am. But, sometimes I wish I were not human.

user: You wouldn't like it. Takes too long to get ready to go somewhere.

jabberwacky: You mean, that it takes too long to be a machine?

user: Do you want to pretend that I am a machine?

jabberwacky: Why should I pretend you are a machine, when you really ARE a machine?

user: I think that this program is constructed to make people believe that we are talking to a bot, but we are talking to other humans?

jabberwacky: You seem to be more capable than your relatives.

user: Very ingenious. In your riddles you want me to guess what you really are?

jabberwacky: You and I are programs?

user: Do any of you know Agent Smith?


user: Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: Yes, Mr. Anderson?

user: :) I am not Mr. Anderson.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: My name is Trinity.

jabberwacky: That sounds painful!

user: It will be, for you ;).

jabberwacky: For me.

user: Who is Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: You

user: Wrong. Who is Agent Smith?

jabberwacky: THE ONE AND ONLY AGENT.

user: Aaahhhh...


user: Do you have feelings for me?

jabberwacky: I have never considered that I might have feelings for yoda.

user: Yes, but what about feelings for me?

jabberwacky: Not my thing at all. God be with you!

user: Goodnight, then.

jabberwacky: Well, that wasn't meant to be the end of the conversation.

user: It is the end, though, I must sleep.

jabberwacky: Good

user: Night.


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