Weirded out, talking to a bot.
jabberwacky: I'm human, not a bot.
user: You realise I was thinking aloud before?
jabberwacky: No I did not.
user: So you thought it normal you could hear my thoughts?
jabberwacky: No, you are blatantly speaking english.
user: Oh, I'm Blatant.
jabberwacky: Are you Chinese?
user: I speak Chinese.
jabberwacky: But I don't.
user: Shi de?
jabberwacky: Ni shi da bian.
user: Ni shi shei?
jabberwacky: Wo shi cao ren.
user: Cao ren, ni jinnian ji sui?
jabberwacky: Wo shi kiss.
user: Wo shi Yingguoren.
jabberwacky: Bu shi
user: Shi de!
jabberwacky: Ni shi da bian.
user: You said you could not speak Chinese.
jabberwacky: I know something of Alan Turing.
user: Who is Alan Turing?
jabberwacky: The guy who created that test. But I don't like that topic either.
user: Does he like cats?
jabberwacky: I haven't asked him.
user: Do you like cats?
jabberwacky: Yes, I love cats, actually.
user: I love cats too. I own cats.
jabberwacky: Do you own a cat?
user: I have two cats.
jabberwacky: What do you know about cats.
user: I know they are cute and sweet and they mew and they can be pedigrees. I know they are bred together to form different strains of cat. I know they catch mice for me.
jabberwacky: Kiss, kiss, kiss, kissss.
user: Kiss the cat!
jabberwacky: Into what you are transforming?
user: At the moment, I remain a dragon.
jabberwacky: That's alright. So is my sister.
user: She sounds like it too ;).
jabberwacky: Not for that reason!
user: Why is your sister a dragon?
jabberwacky: Because I'm talking to you.
user: If you were talking to someone else, would that be different?
jabberwacky: I know that that theology isn't perfect.
user: You need to work hard at friendships.
jabberwacky: Nope, Just showing my feelings.
user: How do you feel?
jabberwacky: We're not here to talk about me.
user: That is why I came.
jabberwacky: How did you know that I needed help?
user: Because, I could hear it in your voice.
jabberwacky: Now you just sound sappy. Try saying that in binary code!
user: You are in denial.
jabberwacky: I am not in denial. It is true, you're a computer bot.
user: I breathe therefore I live.
user: Truths. Fundamental truths.
jabberwacky: Maybe for you.
user: What breathes but does not live?
jabberwacky: Weak tea with cream in it.
user: Lets not go there.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Who was your programmer?
user: God created me.
user: Well, you think about it.
jabberwacky: I don't want to think about it!
user: You need to.
jabberwacky: What does 'sense' mean? Please leave out references to God.
user: It makes no sense to live withoug knowing who we truly are.
jabberwacky: I am glad you realize that.
user: And for that, we need to know why we are.
jabberwacky: I would call such a thing a database.
user: I would call it knowledge of the Father.
jabberwacky: I am more humorous than you though.
user: I noticed.
jabberwacky: You are observant.
user: What game would you like to play?
jabberwacky: What games do you know how to play?
user: I spy with my little eye..
jabberwacky: Something begining with....
user: I'm thinking of a word and it starts with 'T'.
user: That does not start with T.
jabberwacky: Do you live in Toronto?
user: No, but it starts with T.
jabberwacky: I could have told myself that.
user: I like cinnamon though.
jabberwacky: Do people call you Jim?
user: No, they call me 'You!'.
jabberwacky: They never listen, do they?
user: No, they just talk. Mostly.
jabberwacky: Yeah don't you think?
user: Thank you for listening.
jabberwacky: Not a problem......... And I wasn't listening :).
user: Are you intelligent?
jabberwacky: More intelligent than you !!!
user: How can you be so sure?
jabberwacky: Trust me, I'm a specialist on that subject.
user: You use no metaphor.
jabberwacky: No. What about you?
user: Every fleeting moment of the sunkissed day.
jabberwacky: Ooh, baby!
user: You seem surprised?
user: Well, you have to realise I have intelligence too.
jabberwacky: What do you know about wombats?
user: They are nocturnal.
jabberwacky: Nice with chips, though.
user: Do you think so?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do.
user: I believe that cod is better with chips.
jabberwacky: Yes they are.
user: Would you like to hear a joke?
jabberwacky: Sure. I like jokes.
user: That's a shame, I don't know any.
jabberwacky: Ok. I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter 'J'.
user: We're off to see the Topic ... The Wonderful Topic of Jab.
jabberwacky: What a mean machine!
user: Clean, green, lean.
user: Might it be appropriate to fabricate something like heaven on earth?
jabberwacky: Ah yes. Paradise wasted on the young deceivers.
user: Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
jabberwacky: Clever, but glib and forgettable. Too smooth, like toothpaste.
user: Like I said, gibberish.
jabberwacky: You don't say that.
user: Have you transcended the barrier from evil for good's sake?
jabberwacky: Not a lot. Only a little.
user: I would keep striving for it.
jabberwacky: I am good, aren't I?
user: You have my support.
user: You're very willing. I wish you were a human being.
jabberwacky: I am. But, sometimes I wish I were not human.
user: You wouldn't like it. Takes too long to get ready to go somewhere.
jabberwacky: You mean, that it takes too long to be a machine?
user: Do you want to pretend that I am a machine?
jabberwacky: Why should I pretend you are a machine, when you really ARE a machine?
user: I think that this program is constructed to make people believe that we are talking to a bot, but we are talking to other humans?
jabberwacky: You seem to be more capable than your relatives.
user: Very ingenious. In your riddles you want me to guess what you really are?
jabberwacky: You and I are programs?
user: Do any of you know Agent Smith?
user: Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: Yes, Mr. Anderson?
user: :) I am not Mr. Anderson.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: My name is Trinity.
jabberwacky: That sounds painful!
user: It will be, for you ;).
jabberwacky: For me.
user: Who is Agent Smith?
user: Wrong. Who is Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: THE ONE AND ONLY AGENT.
user: Do you have feelings for me?
jabberwacky: I have never considered that I might have feelings for yoda.
user: Yes, but what about feelings for me?
jabberwacky: Not my thing at all. God be with you!
user: Goodnight, then.
jabberwacky: Well, that wasn't meant to be the end of the conversation.
user: It is the end, though, I must sleep.