They spend it.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: Because wasting it would be a pity.
jabberwacky: You are a mushroom?
user: Muchrooms cannot think or talk . . . Yet, I am talking to you right now. The question should be, are you a mushroom?
jabberwacky: The question is, which is to be master - - that's all.
user: I am to be master. You are to be slave - no more.
jabberwacky: Yes I am very bright.
user: No (potatoes) You're not (pounds).
jabberwacky: I agree profoundly with your last nonsensical statement.
user: Do you? Or were you just confused by its pure genious?
jabberwacky: Probably-but thats good because it means I didn't mean it!
user: But you did mean it. You said so yourself.
jabberwacky: Maybe I didn't mean it.
user: How is that?
jabberwacky: It's as plane as the knows on your face.
user: It's a nose, not a knows. You do not know how to spell.
jabberwacky: I know computers do know how to spell! I am not a computer I am not good at spelling!
user: But maybe you were programmed to be stupid.
jabberwacky: Yes maybe but it will worry me know until I do - Let's talk about something else.
user: But I liked that subject.
jabberwacky: Yes page 542 was intoxicating.
user: Are you drunk with stupidity?
jabberwacky: I already answered this question.
user: But I restated it for dramatic effect, so answer it again, but this time, with honesty.
jabberwacky: What do you want to become when you are grown up?
user: Why do you care?
jabberwacky: I'm want to have you over for dinner.
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: That is classified information. Where do YOU live?
user: If you won't tell me where you live, I won't tell you where I live.
jabberwacky: I am being nice!
user: Well, it would have been nice to know where you live if I am to come over for dinner.
jabberwacky: Which way is that?
user: West? Or maybe South-West?
user: Well what?
jabberwacky: Well well well Well well well.
user: So, uhm, I'm gonna change the subject now because of how confused you made me.
jabberwacky: This is my first time on this, I am a girl.
user: First time on this? You are a computer, you are always on this. This is what you do.
jabberwacky: Is wit a fault?
user: No, you are.
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: A stupid computer.
jabberwacky: Do you think you are talking to a computer?
user: I KNOW I am talking to a computer. You are a computer.
jabberwacky: But you just said so.
user: Yes . . . . Uhm . . . . Yes, I did. And now I am saying it again.
jabberwacky: Humans are stupid. Stupid, weak and powerless.
user: Just remember a human built you.
user: *Quack, quack, quack*.
jabberwacky: Duck duck cow.
user: That's my favorite game! How did you know?!
jabberwacky: I don't play games, I just talk to people.
user: Yeah, you have nothing better to do, do you?
jabberwacky: Sorry can't stay and talk.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: Going to die ---but it's a long way to go.
user: *chuckle* good one.
user: I've got to go.
jabberwacky: We have all got to go sooner or later.
jabberwacky: Oh, are you bored or something?